Hidden: Political Hunter

[slim_steve]

Muscles taught with anticipation whilst legs grew stiff from hours of waiting, one lone reporter remained with a set goal, all knowledge and skill coming into play as he leveled his patience. News teams from around New York had left the scene hours before, all but given up hope of the elusive politician emerging from their room, but, with brows

Comments

[mr_colbert]

Try hiding in a trash can next time. They will never see you!

[slim_steve]

Not a bad idea!

But that Security Guard was discriminating against me. I even tried a fake mustache and he still chucked me out.. I've got half a mind to sue him for being reporter-ist.

[mr_colbert]

Nah, that won't work. Tell them you're black instead!

[slim_steve]

Tried that, didn't go down so well, fo' sho.

Also tried telling him I was famous, bribing him with money and crying like a girl. Still no luck. He even took the time to chase me down the street after I hid behind a fire hydrant outside the hotel.. Persistent man.