Hidden: Political Hunter

[slim_steve]

Muscles taught with anticipation whilst legs grew stiff from hours of waiting, one lone reporter remained with a set goal, all knowledge and skill coming into play as he leveled his patience. News teams from around New York had left the scene hours before, all but given up hope of the elusive politician emerging from their room, but, with brows

Comments

[mr_colbert]

Try hiding in a trash can next time. They will never see you!

[slim_steve]

Not a bad idea!

But that Security Guard was discriminating against me. I even tried a fake mustache and he still chucked me out.. I've got half a mind to sue him for being reporter-ist.

[mr_colbert]

Nah, that won't work. Tell them you're black instead!

[slim_steve]

Tried that, didn't go down so well, fo' sho.

Also tried telling him I was famous, bribing him with money and crying like a girl. Still no luck. He even took the time to chase me down the street after I hid behind a fire hydrant outside the hotel.. Persistent man.

[mr_colbert]

But... you're Steve f'ing Carell! Seriously, everyone loves you. What the man should have done was begged for your forgiveness after offending you.

Do you need me to have Killer take him out?

[slim_steve]

He said he'd never heard of me! No joke! The nerve of that guy, honestly.. bet he's been living in a cardboard box outside the building anyways. Pfft.

Don't need Killer, we just need to show him the Stevphen team and he'll be crapping himself. Maybe if we both take baseball bats or something to hint at our purpose..

[mr_colbert]

Then clearly the first thing we need to do is torch that sad excuse for a house.

Aluminum or wood?

[slim_steve]

Or better yet, set fire to wooden baseball bats, torch his box then look intimidating with fiery bringers of pain.

[mr_colbert]

That could quite possibly be your best idea yet. Let's torch and beat this mofo! I wanna hear bones crack!

[slim_steve]

There is no way I'm turning this offer down! Were it not illegal activity, it would make a damned good story. Imagine it on camera.. *satisfied sigh*

[mr_colbert]

It would be like Fight Club! With me being the hot one of course.

[slim_steve]

But I'm more Brad Pitt than you are.

[mr_colbert]

No you aren't. Brad Pitt is the hunky badass. Edward Norton is the awkward oddball drone.

Face it man, you're awkward.

[slim_steve]

I think you're mistaking the word awkward with awesome. They both start with an a and a w so you were almost right..

[mr_colbert]

You know... the word I was searching for is awful. Thanks for pointing that out!

[slim_steve]

Awfully cool? Because I know I am.