Please don't look at the fucking eclipse directly. Seriously, you will suffer severe and irreversible eye damage, and the lack of pain during the burning process means you won't realize it until it's already happened. So no, don't look. No, not even for a few seconds. And for the love of science, don't even think of using binoculars or a telescope ( Read more... )

So, a friend of mine was directed to a job opening with an organization called "Art Without Boundaries Association". She was having trouble figuring out just what the hell the job entailed, though...which is where I came in ( Read more... )

So, I'm chilling at around 3 AM. Decide to make me some chocolate milk because, why the fuck not? Go to get the milk and wouldn't you know it, it was bad. Gah. So I go to throw it in the outdoor trash. And I notice that the door is unlocked and the outdoor lights are on. This is an unusual thing at three in the morning ( Read more... )

( FUCK YEAH. )

( Why is it always the good ones? )

Thank you, Livejournal, for alerting me that my own birthday is coming up. I never would have known otherwise.

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SHANE YOU MOTHERFUCKER

Looks like I'm in the flood-range of Lee...under a tropical storm watch right now (along with like eight other watches including tornado, flash flood and rip tides). Even though it's not hitting Pensacola directly, this stupid slow fucker is still going to give us a few days of heavy rain and some nasty winds. FUN FUN ( Read more... )

So yeah, Irene is quickly becoming serious fucking business. Currently projected to reach Cat-4 and eventually hit the South/North Carolina region as a Cat-3, continuing up into Virginia as a Cat-1 ( Read more... )

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