To anyone watching the solar eclipse today...

[slashfirestorm]

Please don't look at the fucking eclipse directly. Seriously, you will suffer severe and irreversible eye damage, and the lack of pain during the burning process means you won't realize it until it's already happened. So no, don't look. No, not even for a few seconds. And for the love of science, don't even think of using binoculars or a telescope

Comments

From clueless

[anonymous]

What's wrong slash? You sound so grumpy. Hope nothing terriable is happening.

Re: From clueless

[slashfirestorm]

People who do dumb things always make me grumpy! I'm allergic to stupid!

[touexue]

Pfffft Whatever Slash! I looked at the entire eclipse through binoculars AND a telescope! And my eyeballs are fine. Then, afterwards; I shown a 1W laser at my eyeballs for 12 hours. Eyeball damage from bright lights is a myth spread by scientists who don't want you to have any fun. Ever.

[slashfirestorm]

I just hope they don't figure out that mixing bleach and ammonia cleaners makes them twice as powerful, especially if you do it in a confined space to concentrate their energy.

[anonymous]

Has 2012 been a busy year for you, Slash?

[slashfirestorm]

It's been...a year of things. Not great. Not terrible. Mostly boring. I almost wish the end of the world nutters were right, because at least that would be a little exciting.

[anonymous]

I guess Princess Celestia must be really angry with us.

[touexue]

I think Slash dissolved. D: