My boss was griping about his kid to someone while I was punching in yesterday.  Really going off.  As I'm gathering up my pad and such, he's wrapping up his rant and starts walking by.  Since he knows I heard all that, he decides to officially bring me into the conversation by throwing out, "You're lucky you don't have kids."

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 I get back to my truck after a delivery and there's a Tahoe parked in the space in front of me.  Plenty of room to get out, no problem.  But I can't help but notice the bold-printed sticker in the middle of her back window:

"HEY, WUSSY BOY!"

What could have possibly been the provocation for that?  This lady (I'm assuming it's a lady) wants to flick ( Read more... )

Right quick, let's get to the Luka Is Amazing Report (and please, let's not reduce that to an acronym, shall we?):

Okay, Luka and I are big-time gamers, y'all know that.  I've even mentioned that we like to use music from various games and soundtracks to enhance the ol' gaming experience.  But not that long ago, dippy-boy Skullard wiped everything ( Read more... )

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 Every year around here we get the minor migration of the turtles which is to say the lil' buggers start trying to cross roads, streets and highways.  And it seems to come in two distinct waves: one week, one direction, the next week going back.  It would be adorable and therefore one of the highlights of my year except for the fact that you see so ( Read more... )

 What with all the recent storm activity, I just thought everyone might like to know who's responsible.  One of Luka's D&D characters is a drow Stormcaster, and she's been having a bit too much fun lately.  C'mon, Luka . . . reign in your girls!

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 Just sumpin' quick.

For almost a month now we've been spending our evenings watching the entire run of Sailor Moon.  Flippin' wonderful!  Luka and I now have a whole new list of catch-phrases and in-jokes to make each other crack up.  Having watched with the Japanese dialogue on with subtitles, though, we really couldn't let our eyes wander from ( Read more... )

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 It was April 23rd when they immenitazed the eschaton.  We stopped them.  You're welcome.

This really is a big day for chaos lovers everywhere (you think you know who you are).  I celebrated by going to work but only pretending to deliver packages.  In truth I was just giving them to the people whose names were on the labels.  Cunning, wouldn't you ( Read more... )