Another shotgun update! (Six Word Stories #8 & #9)

[skullard]

My boss was griping about his kid to someone while I was punching in yesterday.  Really going off.  As I'm gathering up my pad and such, he's wrapping up his rant and starts walking by.  Since he knows I heard all that, he decides to officially bring me into the conversation by throwing out, "You're lucky you don't have kids."

"It's called a

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[sub_musashi]

I'm a little tired, and I read
My boss was griping about his kid to someone while I was punching in yesterday

as My boss was griping about his kid to someone I was punching yesterday

I was going to comment that you had a very calm workplace.

"FOLLOW ME TO HOOTERS." Where we eventually ended up was Home Depot. Can I sue?

All is not lost:
http://money.cnn.com/2004/07/06/news/newsmakers/homedepot_playboy/

[skullard]

That orange apron does nothing for her . . . she oughtta lose that.

Geez, Playboy - y'know, all those guys who say they read it for the articles, they actually DO now.

[nothingbroken]

So all these years, it's due to luck that you haven't knocked me up yet? Wow! ^_^

I want it to be the weekend too. I miss you!!

[skullard]

Gettin' lucky . . . oooo-yeah!