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paterelohim in sirenspull

voice;

Sep 22, 2011 17:57

[Man, Chuck picked the wrong fricking day to quit sniffing glue.]

Pop quiz, everyone: raise your hand if Siren’s Port somehow manages to be more apeshit crazy than the world you come from. Bonus if the answer involves lasers.

[Private to Michael Magneto]Okay, seriously. What the fucking hell was that? I mean, I just assume you felt that and no ( Read more... )

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painhumbles September 22 2011, 22:05:53 UTC

Did the lasers happen before or after you got mauled by a wannabe scene kid?

Private >:| paterelohim September 22 2011, 22:20:20 UTC

Oh my god, Gabriel, discretion? Please? Peter's actually... my friend. [ :C ]

The guy has about ten thousand superpowers and if you didn't notice, I have a hip cast.

Private :3 painhumbles September 23 2011, 02:14:25 UTC

And? The guy tried to maul you because of "something in your brain?" That doesn't reek of sanity, bucko.

Private 8D paterelohim September 23 2011, 02:16:29 UTC

I don't get how it works, but the crazy guy he got the power from called it... intuitive aptitude, I think?

He went nuts because he thought I was lying or hiding something.

Look, Gabriel- he's not like that normally. Honestly. I don't want to talk about that without a filter because I don't want people going all... Winchester about it.

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[Private/Video] wingsandwill September 22 2011, 22:06:06 UTC

Yes.

[Flat answer. Guess who's still displeased at being overprotectively monitored all the time? Particularly by someone that gets into such trouble all on his own.]

And why didn't you know that your wheelchair was equipped with lasers?

[Private/Video] paterelohim September 22 2011, 22:53:59 UTC

Michael told me he was tricking it out with tech to make it comfortable, safe, and keep me from getting blood clots in my legs. He left off the part about laser weapons and defensive shields.

[Private/Video] wingsandwill September 22 2011, 23:29:30 UTC

[Hm. Well.]

They're useful at least.

[Private/Video] paterelohim September 23 2011, 02:18:04 UTC

They're freaky.

Let's go to the aquarium.

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the almighty club filter; athermercy September 22 2011, 22:09:46 UTC

I wish I could raise my hand.

Do you need a drink...? [or a thousand]

the almighty club filter; paterelohim September 22 2011, 22:21:54 UTC

Yes. Yes, I do.

My friend Peter went nuts on me on Tuesday. [Like they don't already know.] He could tell I was hiding something. I think it's his new power.

the almighty club filter; athermercy September 22 2011, 23:05:32 UTC

You could come over the Lux. I run it now. [You know, family leaving and tossing her all the responsibilities they left behind. Same old song.]

And the lasers?

the almighty club filter; paterelohim September 23 2011, 02:01:05 UTC

The lasers were a surprise. Turns out that trusting a comic book villain to trick out your wheelchair is a bad idea.

I'm worried. I mean- I'm legitimately worried. I could feel it. It wasn't just normal stuff Peter was feeling, or prophet kind of secrets.. it was honestly... deeper than that. I think he felt It.

Or.. at least that there was something. Like seeing the shadow of a wall but having no clue on Earth what the wall is part of or how big it is.

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[Video// HOA filter] thelittlestbub September 22 2011, 22:37:19 UTC

There are lasers in your wheelchair aren't there? Should I be like, jealous or something? Because that sounds wicked awesome.

[Video// HOA filter] paterelohim September 22 2011, 22:54:36 UTC

Not when you don't know about them until you're being mugged and suddenly sci-fi weapons explode out of your armrest.

[Video// HOA filter] thelittlestbub September 22 2011, 22:56:56 UTC

[A laugh.]

Actually, isn't that the point where you say 'thank you Michael for having forethought' and just enjoy that you have lasers?

[Video// HOA filter] paterelohim September 23 2011, 01:58:52 UTC

...You people have no idea how creepy and stalkerish it is to install secret technology in a guy's wheelchair, do you? I spend a decent 12 hours a day in it. I take it everywhere. It's creepy.

[Chuck is reacting to this with some normal levels of WTF, but there is some overreacting. Someone who's spent a lot of time with him (say, hanging out and casually eating nachos with him) might notice that he's more high-strung than usual.

They also might notice the bandage across his forehead that wasn't there on Tuesday morning.]

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Video 1/2 makes_asteroids September 22 2011, 23:04:13 UTC

This place is far less crazy than home. There are no giant robots hunting me or my children.

Video 2/2 | Private makes_asteroids September 22 2011, 23:05:50 UTC

My NV went off yes. No I don't know where you are.

[Currently.]

I'm also assuming you are all right, physically.

video | private paterelohim September 23 2011, 01:47:52 UTC

[There's a bandage on his forehead and Chuck does not look happy.]

No, Erik, I am not all right. What the fuck did you do?

Re: video | private makes_asteroids September 23 2011, 02:06:21 UTC

Installed a couple basic defenses.

You weren't injured by the would be mugger, where you?

[Because this look promises to kill him if Chuck was hurt.]

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