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Sep 22, 2011 17:57

[Man, Chuck picked the wrong fricking day to quit sniffing glue.]

Pop quiz, everyone: raise your hand if Siren’s Port somehow manages to be more apeshit crazy than the world you come from. Bonus if the answer involves lasers.

[Private to Michael Magneto]Okay, seriously. What the fucking hell was that? I mean, I just assume you felt that and no ( Read more... )

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Video 1/2 makes_asteroids September 22 2011, 23:04:13 UTC

This place is far less crazy than home. There are no giant robots hunting me or my children.

Video 2/2 | Private makes_asteroids September 22 2011, 23:05:50 UTC

My NV went off yes. No I don't know where you are.

[Currently.]

I'm also assuming you are all right, physically.

video | private paterelohim September 23 2011, 01:47:52 UTC

[There's a bandage on his forehead and Chuck does not look happy.]

No, Erik, I am not all right. What the fuck did you do?

Re: video | private makes_asteroids September 23 2011, 02:06:21 UTC

Installed a couple basic defenses.

You weren't injured by the would be mugger, where you?

[Because this look promises to kill him if Chuck was hurt.]

video | private paterelohim September 23 2011, 02:30:49 UTC

No. The guy pulled a knife and guess what, Erik? Guess what happened?

I bet you can't.

Re: video | private makes_asteroids September 23 2011, 02:32:11 UTC

Defensive system kicked in?

[...Why you mad Chuck? He cares enough to protect you!]

video | private paterelohim September 23 2011, 02:46:49 UTC

Science fiction fucking laser weapons exploded out of my armrest, Erik. I almost shit myself.

What the hell were you thinking?

Re: video | private makes_asteroids September 23 2011, 02:48:37 UTC

I was thinking 'I remember being in a wheelchair and unable to run away, and I don't know if Chuck can shot a laser gun'.

video | private paterelohim September 23 2011, 02:49:42 UTC

And you didn't ever once think that putting weapons in something I have on my person almost 100% of my waking hours was, I don't know, something I should know?!

Re: video | private makes_asteroids September 23 2011, 02:54:31 UTC

Weapons that couldn't hurt you and I was...hoping wouldn't be needed.

You attract enemies like I do. For far less reasons.

video | private paterelohim September 23 2011, 02:58:47 UTC

And you didn't. tell. me. [He's full-on yelling now.

Re: video | private makes_asteroids September 23 2011, 03:00:09 UTC

No. I didn't.

[Bewildered.]

video | private paterelohim September 23 2011, 03:01:27 UTC

What the HELL?! What do you think I am, five? This isn't Big Brother. You don't get to do shit to something I practically fucking LIVE in without my consent!

Re: video | private makes_asteroids September 23 2011, 03:06:27 UTC

You're half my age. Or less. [So. Yes?]

I did tell you I was adding safety features.

video | private paterelohim September 23 2011, 03:24:54 UTC

In my world safety features means bumpers or a better brake or some bullshit like that, not goddamn LASERS. I don't care if you're High King Swaggercock or a fucking Marvel villain, I have a problem with being lojacked without my permission.

Re: video | private makes_asteroids September 23 2011, 03:42:23 UTC

I did ask you if I could lojack you.

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