[Man, Chuck picked the wrong fricking
day to quit sniffing glue.]
Pop quiz, everyone: raise your hand if Siren’s Port somehow manages to be more apeshit crazy than the world you come from. Bonus if the answer involves lasers.
[Private to Michael Magneto]
Okay, seriously. What the fucking hell was that? I mean, I just assume you felt that and no, okay, I'm not at the House. If you tell me you know where I am I'm dropping this chair off at the hospital and stealing one of theirs.
[Private to Castiel]
Does the fact that I apparently get in more trouble than you do make me a hypocrite?
[Private to Lucifer]
Um... hi.
[OOC: so, Chuck is reacting poorly to having just been not-mugged. And then lasers. He's posting this maybe 20 minutes after being mugged (including escape-from-the-scene-omg time). Feel free to have your character reply before or after the news feed article about it is published ICly, because making fun of someone for getting in the news is always fun! /throws confetti
Oh and assume all of his "private" filters are fairly easy to hack. Chuck doesn't know how to encrypt worth a damn.]