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Sep 22, 2011 17:57

[Man, Chuck picked the wrong fricking day to quit sniffing glue.]

Pop quiz, everyone: raise your hand if Siren’s Port somehow manages to be more apeshit crazy than the world you come from. Bonus if the answer involves lasers.

[Private to Michael Magneto]Okay, seriously. What the fucking hell was that? I mean, I just assume you felt that and no ( Read more... )

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painhumbles September 22 2011, 22:05:53 UTC

Did the lasers happen before or after you got mauled by a wannabe scene kid?

Private >:| paterelohim September 22 2011, 22:20:20 UTC

Oh my god, Gabriel, discretion? Please? Peter's actually... my friend. [ :C ]

The guy has about ten thousand superpowers and if you didn't notice, I have a hip cast.

Private :3 painhumbles September 23 2011, 02:14:25 UTC

And? The guy tried to maul you because of "something in your brain?" That doesn't reek of sanity, bucko.

Private 8D paterelohim September 23 2011, 02:16:29 UTC

I don't get how it works, but the crazy guy he got the power from called it... intuitive aptitude, I think?

He went nuts because he thought I was lying or hiding something.

Look, Gabriel- he's not like that normally. Honestly. I don't want to talk about that without a filter because I don't want people going all... Winchester about it.

Private painhumbles September 23 2011, 02:24:38 UTC

Okay, okay. Fine. The least I can do is keep an angry mob away from some punk kid with superpowers.

But seriously? Lasers?

Private paterelohim September 23 2011, 02:28:54 UTC

Yeah. Lasers. This is what happens when Mag-fucking-neto decides to adopt you. Pimping out your wheelchair for safety and comfort goes from recliners, cushions, and shit to stop blood clots to fucking goddamn LASERS.

Private painhumbles September 23 2011, 02:30:01 UTC

...And people say the Jews are thrifty.

Private paterelohim September 23 2011, 02:48:52 UTC

[Reflexively:] Hey, shut up.

Gabriel, why do I keep befriending supervillains?

[It's an interesting word choice, honestly, to cover what he had with both Erik and Lucifer in the same category. A poor descriptor that does accurate justice to neither.]

Private painhumbles September 23 2011, 04:31:46 UTC

Don't get defensive. You suck at being a Jewish stereotype. How dare you?

[Le sigh] It's okay. You have Batman. It evens out.

Private paterelohim September 23 2011, 04:38:27 UTC

...Oh. [Welp. There goes his passing indignation, as limp-wristed as it admittedly was.]

You even it out a little, too. Then it's one for one on angels and comic book icons.

Private painhumbles September 23 2011, 04:39:57 UTC

You liar. Everyone knows I'm a villainous scourge. Excuse me. I have to go pet a cat and laugh menacingly now.

Private paterelohim September 23 2011, 04:42:59 UTC

You suck balls at being evil. Even Mystery Spot reads like bad emo poetry from your perspective.

Private painhumbles September 23 2011, 04:45:22 UTC

Yeah, from my perspective. Does anyone get that perspective? Noooo. It's all, "Oh poor Sam and Dean and their homoerotic subtext and their obsessive co-dependence. Wah."

Private paterelohim September 23 2011, 04:57:45 UTC

Hey, I had to keep your parts secret. Two sentences of your thought process would have spoiled the big plot twist.

Private painhumbles September 23 2011, 04:59:54 UTC

I deserve my own spin-off.

Private paterelohim September 23 2011, 05:18:39 UTC

Holy shit, I would make a million dollars.

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