After seeing those girls from Beauxbatons, I have to wonder exactly what they have going for them, other than their perfect hair, and their naturally straight teeth, and their statuesque physiques, and their flawless complexion, and their lucid eyes darkly rimmed with long flutterly lashes, and their polished mannerism...and after yesterday's ( Read more... )

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I have been wondering about the reason why the Muggles have taken to songs that speak of some fever that only happens on Saturday nights.

Thanks to this most recent edition of The Quibbler, it now all makes sense.

I believe I have made a mistake by passionately expressing my wish to continue Muggle Studies to NEWT level to Professor Sprout late last term. I figured that since my father's a Muggle, he might be able to give me some insight into certain Wizarding concepts from his point of view. Yet after looking through the first few chapters of our book for ( Read more... )

Due to the fact that I did not have the foresight to actually perform before returning home a cleaning spell to clear myself of all the ale and beer that was spilled on me at the first pub visited, I've been grounded...for a month! It wasn't my fault that I came home reeking like a pub regular! That bloody bastard was the one who decided to upset ( Read more... )

[Private to self]This will most certainly be perhaps the most memorable school year thus far. At least I know that I shall be remembering this year for the rest of my life. So I rode back on the train with a narrow fabric band tied around my head, although that still didn't mask the entire word. Even if it had, the damage was still done. I ( Read more... )

I think I knew only one answer for certain on my History of Magic OWL. Oh well. At least exams are done and over with for the year.

There really aren't enough hours in a day to get enough things done to deem yourself productive, and with two weeks' worth of exams, who has the time to even think of costumes? I know I certainly don't. I've been wanting to fix my costume up a little more, although I am just simply lacking in both time and budget. But Mum did warn me about ( Read more... )

Well, that certainly wasn't O work by far on my Defense OWL, although at least it deserves an E surely! I studied my heart out for this exam after all. Certainly there needs to be something to show for my efforts. Professor Landon, sir...I may not be your best student by far, but be prepared to see me in your class at NEWT level! My future job ( Read more... )

Alright. So I heard from Gwen about all that happened on Monday evening after dinner. I tell you, Dai...I am not impressed. I thought Greta had already nipped the matter in the bud. Just because the end of the year is approaching does not give you grounds to behave so recklessly...both of you.

That being said...you two alright?