The Theory of Narrative Causality (epilogue, a)
anonymous
June 2 2011, 14:47:24 UTC
and here's a short, hopefully acceptable conclusion. i'm a little sad to let this go, but my god, meme, you have given me the most amazing feedback ever. thank you all so, so much.
... cute enough to shoot you down (jumperfucker) wrote,
big bang fic: masterpost HELLO HELLO BIG BANG FIC.
So this was really enjoyable to write - I mean, I love this 'verse, it's great fun, and I'll probably write more in it if I don't get derailed (again) - and of course consulting_detective's fantastic art makes it about twenty-five times better than I could have imagined. We've had five brilliant months of putting this up together and getting to know each other better (oh, shut up), so this was really a fantastic challenge. I think it's the beginning of a lasting partnership, us.
Without further ado, I give you:
Title: Backlight, Beyond Compare (the BBC 'verse) Author/Artist: jumperfucker/consulting_detective Pairing: Holmes/Watson (ACD!AU) Rating: NC-17 Warnings: Violence, gore, serial killings, very graphic sexual situations, mention of drug use
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The Theory of Narrative Causality (epilogue, b)
anonymous
June 2 2011, 14:53:28 UTC
To: John Watson
Fine. I should be done with this stage of my experiment in ten minutes and sixteen seconds. I will then go into the bathroom, wash, brush my teeth and change into my dressing-gown. The blue one, silk. Nothing else. You'll be in bed, waiting, listening, and by the time I come in you'll be quite aching to be kissed. I have a mind to touch you everywhere tonight. It'll be good for you, I'll make it good, I promise. I'll slick up two fingers, maybe three, and push them inside you while I swallow your cock. You'll come from that alone, my mouth and my fingers, until you forget yourself quite enough to grasp my hair and start fucking my throat.
Distracted yet?
SH
To: Sherlock Holmes
I. Christ. Yes, I should say so.
Come to bed, love.
goodnight, mr sherlock holmes (lass_sirene) wrote,
the BBC 'verse: a rec in progress GUYS. GUYS. GUYS. If you haven't read jumperfucker's latest epic. What are you still doing here. This is one of the most amazing things to have happened to this fandom. It's going to make
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Re: The Theory of Narrative Causality (epilogue, b)polaris_starzJune 2 2011, 15:00:01 UTC
IT'S DONE IT'S DONE HOMG.
Now that is sexting. Goddamn.
I love this so muuuuuuch. And I recognized almost all of the AUs mentioned in lass_sirene's post -- are you going to include links in the de-anoned version? Because that would be epic. AND THEN THEY WROTE THE BBC!SHERLOCK 'VERSE AND THE UNIVERSE IMPLODED.
I've enjoyed this fic so much, thank you so much for writing it and giving us this crazy awesome 'verse!
The Theory of Narrative Causality (epilogue, a)
anonymous
June 2 2011, 14:58:10 UTC
The most amazing thing about these characters, actually, might just be that they aren't Ritchie!Holmes&Watson, and they aren't Granada!Holmes&Watson, and they aren't Rathbone!Holmes&Watson, etc. They're entirely new, a separate interpretation of the Doyle characters, as though jumperfucker and consulting_detective were constructing their own new movie or TV series adaptation. And that's fascinating.
jumperfucker spins STUD, DANC, and BRUC perfectly into this modern update, twisting some of the key points but still remaining true to the original canon. (Rache, anyone?) There are hints back at several elements of the canon, even little things that no one would pick up at a first reading - the way Holmes keeps his letters knifed to the chimney-piece, and the unframed portrait on the wall of their living-room, and the fingers in the butter plate. But there are also modern updating of Victorian stuff: Watson writes his stories in his blog instead of the Strand, and Holmes' original The Science Of Deduction newspaper article is turned into
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The Theory of Narrative Causality (epilogue, d)
anonymous
June 2 2011, 15:09:16 UTC
cute enough to shoot you down (jumperfucker) wrote,
in conclusion. Well, consulting_detective's finally asleep next to me (good thing too; he's been wide awake for two days), so I guess I can tune in here and tell you everything that's happened recently. I'd like to thank everyone who's commented on the BBC 'verse for the last two days; we were rather anxious about the result, and the feedback has been amazing. I'm currently going through the comments and answering them, but we've been pretty busy IRL, so don't worry if we're late in answering! but you should know that we love you anyway. :D
We're all moved in, finally - I don't have much myself, but consulting_detective is the most chaotic bloke ever. (Seriously, why am I even surprised?) We've barely been here a week and you can scarcely see the flat under the mass of books and papers and chemical equipment he's keeping here. Shame, because it's a charming place - a bit old-fashioned, we've got an actual fireplace and the Most Amazing Tinted Glass Door between the kitchen and the
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Re: The Theory of Narrative Causality (epilogue, d)lindentreeisleJune 2 2011, 15:14:10 UTC
You have? I want to know who you are, damn it!
Whoever you are, I love you. <3 <3 <3 So many ascii hearts for you, my dear. This fic was just incredible fun to read. Please do put it up in your fic journal; it will make it much easier to rec to people, which of course I want to do as much as possible.
This is one of those rare fics that I hate, hate, hate to see end. I wish it could go on forever. :)
Re: The Theory of Narrative Causality (epilogue, d)let_us_tradeJune 2 2011, 15:18:20 UTC
I'm going to post these in a comment to the initial prompt but I thought I'd give you the option of doing so yourself. If you want the code for this, I can give it to you in a text box.
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cute enough to shoot you down (jumperfucker) wrote,
big bang fic: masterpost
HELLO HELLO BIG BANG FIC.
So this was really enjoyable to write - I mean, I love this 'verse, it's great fun, and I'll probably write more in it if I don't get derailed (again) - and of course consulting_detective's fantastic art makes it about twenty-five times better than I could have imagined. We've had five brilliant months of putting this up together and getting to know each other better (oh, shut up), so this was really a fantastic challenge. I think it's the beginning of a lasting partnership, us.
Without further ado, I give you:
Title: Backlight, Beyond Compare (the BBC 'verse)
Author/Artist: jumperfucker/consulting_detective
Pairing: Holmes/Watson (ACD!AU)
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Violence, gore, serial killings, very graphic sexual situations, mention of drug use ( ... )
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Fine. I should be done with this stage
of my experiment in ten minutes and
sixteen seconds. I will then go into the
bathroom, wash, brush my teeth and
change into my dressing-gown. The
blue one, silk. Nothing else. You'll be
in bed, waiting, listening, and by the
time I come in you'll be quite aching
to be kissed. I have a mind to touch
you everywhere tonight. It'll be good
for you, I'll make it good, I promise.
I'll slick up two fingers, maybe three,
and push them inside you while I
swallow your cock. You'll come from
that alone, my mouth and my fingers,
until you forget yourself quite enough
to grasp my hair and start fucking
my throat.
Distracted yet?
SH
To: Sherlock Holmes
I. Christ. Yes, I should say so.
Come to bed, love.
goodnight, mr sherlock holmes (lass_sirene) wrote,
the BBC 'verse: a rec in progress
GUYS. GUYS. GUYS. If you haven't read jumperfucker's latest epic. What are you still doing here. This is one of the most amazing things to have happened to this fandom. It's going to make ( ... )
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I love you so, so much for this!
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Now that is sexting. Goddamn.
I love this so muuuuuuch. And I recognized almost all of the AUs mentioned in lass_sirene's post -- are you going to include links in the de-anoned version? Because that would be epic. AND THEN THEY WROTE THE BBC!SHERLOCK 'VERSE AND THE UNIVERSE IMPLODED.
I've enjoyed this fic so much, thank you so much for writing it and giving us this crazy awesome 'verse!
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jumperfucker spins STUD, DANC, and BRUC perfectly into this modern update, twisting some of the key points but still remaining true to the original canon. (Rache, anyone?) There are hints back at several elements of the canon, even little things that no one would pick up at a first reading - the way Holmes keeps his letters knifed to the chimney-piece, and the unframed portrait on the wall of their living-room, and the fingers in the butter plate. But there are also modern updating of Victorian stuff: Watson writes his stories in his blog instead of the Strand, and Holmes' original The Science Of Deduction newspaper article is turned into ( ... )
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in conclusion.
Well, consulting_detective's finally asleep next to me (good thing too; he's been wide awake for two days), so I guess I can tune in here and tell you everything that's happened recently. I'd like to thank everyone who's commented on the BBC 'verse for the last two days; we were rather anxious about the result, and the feedback has been amazing. I'm currently going through the comments and answering them, but we've been pretty busy IRL, so don't worry if we're late in answering! but you should know that we love you anyway. :D
We're all moved in, finally - I don't have much myself, but consulting_detective is the most chaotic bloke ever. (Seriously, why am I even surprised?) We've barely been here a week and you can scarcely see the flat under the mass of books and papers and chemical equipment he's keeping here. Shame, because it's a charming place - a bit old-fashioned, we've got an actual fireplace and the Most Amazing Tinted Glass Door between the kitchen and the ( ... )
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Whoever you are, I love you. <3 <3 <3
So many ascii hearts for you, my dear. This fic was just incredible fun to read. Please do put it up in your fic journal; it will make it much easier to rec to people, which of course I want to do as much as possible.
This is one of those rare fics that I hate, hate, hate to see end. I wish it could go on forever. :)
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2a 2b 2bb 2c 2d 2e 2f 2g
3a 3b 3c (there is no 3d) 3e 3f 3g (1) 3g (2) 3h
4a 4b 4c 4d 4e 4f 4g 4h 4i 4j
5a 5b 5c 5d 5e 5f 5g 5h (there is no 5i) 5j
Epilogue a Epilogue b Epilogue a (c) Epilogue d
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