The Theory of Narrative Causality (5a/5)
anonymous
May 31 2011, 14:03:11 UTC
woah. guys. this exploded. icons! journal accounts! i really can't thank you enough - this is the best welcome to this meme i could have wished for, and i'm rather speechless. ilu all, and thank you, again. ♥
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cute enough to shoot you down (jumperfucker) wrote,
PRIVATE oh
oh
Text to: Sherlock Holmes
You.
Text to: Sherlock Holmes
Utter.
Text to: Sherlock Holmes
Prat.
Text to: Sherlock Holmes
You couldn't just have told me?
Text to: John Watson
No.
SH
Text to: John Watson
I did not wish to distract you from the relationship we were forming by informing you of my physical features.
SH
Text to: Sherlock Holmes
Right. And it was fun, wasn't it, reading me wax lyrical about this gorgeous bloke I kept bumping into at cons.
Text to: John Watson
Yes, very.
We're currently sharing the same bowl of pasta in the same restaurant, John. What are you trying to prove by texting me under the table?
SH
Text to: Sherlock Holmes
You can't deduce it?
Text to: John WatsonI have. I wish you'd tell me
( ... )
The Theory of Narrative Causality (5b/5)
anonymous
May 31 2011, 14:09:34 UTC
"… 'Really, my dear,' he said, smiling breathlessly down at me. He rested lightly upon my chest, most of his weight braced upon his thighs, and with each shift of his hips his buttocks grazed my cock, and I sighed. I cradled them, felt the give and stretch of his skin under my palms, the thin, long bones, his toned stomach and the damning small of his back. His arm shook slightly as his hand drove inside him, one long finger at a time, where I could not see.
'Holmes,' I said, and I am afraid my voice broke. Slightly. Just a little. His eyes flicked, one unsteady fluttering of eyelashes; I saw his chest hitch, saw his elbow twist and reach, his lips fall open
( ... )
My GOD you are brilliant. So, your fic of characters (fictional) writing fanfiction of fictional characters includes a fic written ostensibly about said fictional characters but was more of an in-joke disguise of what the characters were really up to...and...there goes my brain.
The Theory of Narrative Causality (5c/5)
anonymous
May 31 2011, 14:12:50 UTC
consulting_detective is connected.
consulting_detective (20:26): There is a reason why you haven't been bothered overmuch after the_professor's revelations, you know.
you (20:26): oh god, let me guess. your brother's the british government and he's having me on surveillance that'd be rather creepy though
consulting_detective (20:27): Well. You've got it all right for once.
you (20:27): … you're kidding sherlock you're kidding, right?
consulting_detective (20:28): Mycroft likes to meddle with any business that's not his own. For once, though, I am rather grateful for it. He won't stop crowing about it for ages now, of course.
you (20:29): yeah, your parents had a really horrible sense of humor, didn't they?
consulting_detective (20:30): They had a strong dislike for doing things halfway, yes.
you (20:30): rrrrrright, so basically you're saying your brother is keeping tabs on me now that's a bit scary
consulting_detective (20:31): He's been keeping tabs on you for a long time, John.
you (20:31): sorry, what hold on, he's not
( ... )
Re: The Theory of Narrative Causality (5c/5)celliJune 12 2011, 17:19:17 UTC
british_government is connected.
british_government (20:34): You're very welcome, John.
british_government is disconnected.
you (30:35): ooookay.
Out of everything I loved about this awesome, awesome story, THIS was the bit that had me shrieking in hilarity and trying to explain to my roommate out of context. LOVE, LOVE, LOVE.
The Theory of Narrative Causality (5d/5)
anonymous
May 31 2011, 14:15:08 UTC
i'll fix you that cuppa (mrs_hudson) wrote in cox_and_co
Many thanks to my_croft for letting me post this here!
Darlings, I just wanted to say: we have had much emotions here in the last few days, and some of us have gotten hurt, and I am so very sorry for it. miss_toby and jumperfucker, the poor dears, have been very courageous. If you want to stop by for tea at any time, my door is always open!
But I believe you all deserve congratulations for behaving so responsibly and maturely during this ordeal. You have answered the troll on his menaces and insults without belittling or demeaning yourselves. By calling the_professor (or jim_fromit, as I suppose I should call him?) out on his actions, you have all been greater than he could ever hope to be. I am so very proud of all of you.
Even the cat macros contributions!
Let us have virtual cookies now. :)
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jumperfucker Mrs Hudson, you are a treasure among all.
The Theory of Narrative Causality (5f/5)
anonymous
May 31 2011, 14:25:04 UTC
miss_toby I love how Watson moves to sit next to Lestrade and Holmes immediately looks up. ♥
consulting_detective He actually pronounces the French quite passably.
sarah_s I love the way Watson and Lestrade gang up on Holmes. Classic.
jumperfucker 'Yah! brrrrr.' BEST THING EVER.
lass_sirene Holmes' little sounds in this episode are the most amazing.
never_youagain I love that they've got their little inside jokes. Lestrade's speaking about something horrible, and they're just LOLing.
let_us_trade *snerk* Military!Watson giving Holmes orders. Love it.
jumperfucker And Holmes nearly chokes in his coffee! adorable.
storm_ford 'May I present you with Sherlock Holmes and Doctor Watson.' I never get tired of this.
not_thatbill Watson looking all smug over Holmes' deduction might just be the best thing ever
Just like
Stop being so damn proud of your boyfriend, man
consulting_detective That session is much too long. Dull. The whole business with the candle could have been cut off and no harm would have come of it.
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cute enough to shoot you down (jumperfucker) wrote,
PRIVATE
oh
oh
Text to: Sherlock Holmes
You.
Text to: Sherlock Holmes
Utter.
Text to: Sherlock Holmes
Prat.
Text to: Sherlock Holmes
You couldn't just have told me?
Text to: John Watson
No.
SH
Text to: John Watson
I did not wish to distract you from
the relationship we were forming
by informing you of my physical
features.
SH
Text to: Sherlock Holmes
Right. And it was fun, wasn't it,
reading me wax lyrical about this
gorgeous bloke I kept bumping
into at cons.
Text to: John Watson
Yes, very.
We're currently sharing the
same bowl of pasta in the same
restaurant, John. What are you
trying to prove by texting me
under the table?
SH
Text to: Sherlock Holmes
You can't deduce it?
Text to: John WatsonI have. I wish you'd tell me ( ... )
Reply
Reply
'Holmes,' I said, and I am afraid my voice broke. Slightly. Just a little. His eyes flicked, one unsteady fluttering of eyelashes; I saw his chest hitch, saw his elbow twist and reach, his lips fall open ( ... )
Reply
Reply
Reply
Reply
(No, I'm not Molly, I just can't help it)
Reply
Reply
/LOVE
Reply
consulting_detective (20:26): There is a reason why you haven't been bothered overmuch after the_professor's revelations, you know.
you (20:26): oh god, let me guess.
your brother's the british government and he's having me on surveillance
that'd be rather creepy though
consulting_detective (20:27): Well.
You've got it all right for once.
you (20:27): …
you're kidding
sherlock
you're kidding, right?
consulting_detective (20:28): Mycroft likes to meddle with any business that's not his own.
For once, though, I am rather grateful for it.
He won't stop crowing about it for ages now, of course.
you (20:29): yeah, your parents had a really horrible sense of humor, didn't they?
consulting_detective (20:30): They had a strong dislike for doing things halfway, yes.
you (20:30): rrrrrright, so basically you're saying your brother is keeping tabs on me now
that's a bit
scary
consulting_detective (20:31): He's been keeping tabs on you for a long time, John.
you (20:31): sorry, what
hold on, he's not ( ... )
Reply
british_government (20:34): You're very welcome, John.
british_government is disconnected.
you (30:35): ooookay.
Out of everything I loved about this awesome, awesome story, THIS was the bit that had me shrieking in hilarity and trying to explain to my roommate out of context. LOVE, LOVE, LOVE.
Reply
Trying not to laugh too loud. This is amazing. I am in awe.
Reply
Many thanks to my_croft for letting me post this here!
Darlings, I just wanted to say: we have had much emotions here in the last few days, and some of us have gotten hurt, and I am so very sorry for it. miss_toby and jumperfucker, the poor dears, have been very courageous. If you want to stop by for tea at any time, my door is always open!
But I believe you all deserve congratulations for behaving so responsibly and maturely during this ordeal. You have answered the troll on his menaces and insults without belittling or demeaning yourselves. By calling the_professor (or jim_fromit, as I suppose I should call him?) out on his actions, you have all been greater than he could ever hope to be. I am so very proud of all of you.
Even the cat macros contributions!
Let us have virtual cookies now. :)
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jumperfucker
Mrs Hudson, you are a treasure among all.
mrs_hudson
My, John, you are too kind! *blushes*
sarah_s
He's right, you know?
mrs_hudson ( ... )
Reply
Reply
you (18:18): buy me some chinese and i'm all yours.
consulting_detective (18:18): You're already mine.
you (18:19): yeah, well.
it goes both ways.
goodnight, mr sherlock holmes (lass_sirene) wrote in shwatchalongs,
Saturday Granada: The Six Napoleons
THE SIX NAPOLEONS
YOUTUBE: HERE
DOWNLOAD: HERE
TIME ZONES CHART: HERE
READY, EVERYONE?
(125 comments) - (Post a new comment)
lass_sirene
Popcorn, waffles, beer. I am ready for this.
sarah_s
Sushi for me. :D
storm_ford
Pizza and a lager here.
not_thatbill
Risotto and… whiskey
miss_toby
We've got brownies. And nougat ice cream.
jumperfucker
I've got some Italian myself. Carbonara! rawr. Sounds like a superpower.
let_us_trade
It probably is, somewhere.
lass_sirene
Ready?
lass_sirene
AAAAAAAAAND…. GO!
sarah_s
I think you should all know that every time I hear this credits music, I grin to myself like an idiot.
salts_theway
YANA. My childhooooood
jumperfuckerOh my god, look at this ( ... )
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I love how Watson moves to sit next to Lestrade and Holmes immediately looks up. ♥
consulting_detective
He actually pronounces the French quite passably.
sarah_s
I love the way Watson and Lestrade gang up on Holmes. Classic.
jumperfucker
'Yah! brrrrr.' BEST THING EVER.
lass_sirene
Holmes' little sounds in this episode are the most amazing.
never_youagain
I love that they've got their little inside jokes. Lestrade's speaking about something horrible, and they're just LOLing.
let_us_trade
*snerk* Military!Watson giving Holmes orders. Love it.
jumperfucker
And Holmes nearly chokes in his coffee! adorable.
storm_ford
'May I present you with Sherlock Holmes and Doctor Watson.' I never get tired of this.
not_thatbill
Watson looking all smug over Holmes' deduction might just be the best thing ever
Just like
Stop being so damn proud of your boyfriend, man
consulting_detective
That session is much too long. Dull. The whole business with the candle could have been cut off and no harm would have come of it.
jumperfucker ( ... )
Reply
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