The Theory of Narrative Causality (3a/5ish)
anonymous
May 24 2011, 19:39:41 UTC
fkalsalskalaaaa look at you, you lovely people. you are fantastic, all. &hearts thank you all so very, very much.
for the record, neveryou_again is clara; mrs hudson appears briefly in this, but she'll be rather more important next chapter in which basically everything explodes.
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this is my task force, junior (let_us_trade) wrote in holmeschat,
EDWARD HARDWICKE APPRECIATION POST Well, everyone. A Watson has died, and one of the best, at that. He was quite fantastic, and apparently the kindest man as well, and he's died of cancer at age 78. This is a post for anything that's related to him - obituaries, testimonies, videos, drabbles, fanart, planned watchalongs, whatever - to remember this excellent actor and wonderful John Watson.
Thank you.
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miss_toby Oh, no! I didn't even know he had cancer.
Re: The Theory of Narrative Causality (3c/5ish)
anonymous
May 24 2011, 19:47:48 UTC
(Which came as an absolute surprise when you realize that the nice, shiny new person in front of you is the fantastic fanartist/fic writer you've been talking to for months online.)
So please, stop asking. No, I won't be meeting up with you in some unknown little pub on the other side of London, that's what cons are for. Nor will I tell you where I work, and who for, because I have a hobby of writing Victoriana slash, and that's not necessarily well-seen outside of fandom.
I'm just. You know. I'm just a guy who happens to like Victorian porn. Remember that, don't harass me (you know who you are, don't do it again), and we'll all be good. Thank you.
Anyhow, to make up for this serious mood, have a ficlet (mostly written in celebration of my having reached the 25,000 mark on BigBang fic):
Title: and there we go, then, together Length: 1,500 words. Pairing: Holmes/Watson Betas: sarah_s and storm_ford, who need to stop massacring my semi-columns on Google Docs. What have semi-columns ever done to you. Rating: PG-13? I can never tell
( ... )
The Theory of Narrative Causality (3e/5ish)
anonymous
May 24 2011, 19:56:20 UTC
'I am so very sorry,' he whispered, and I could have laughed. He had not understood - eight years of partnership and he had not understood a thing just yet. He presupposed me to be driven to exasperation by his antics, and to follow him into his cases, into his dangers, into his life, out of a misguided sense of guilt and adoration. It was a very pretty case of theorizing ahead of the data.
'Self-centered fool,' I said, affectionally enough. He turned wide eyes on me, but I nosed closer - rather like a dog, if the truth be told - and set my chin upon the sharp snag of his shoulder, dusty and dirty as it was. He drew in a breath, very softly and very fast, and then he said nothing at all. I only wished, at this moment, that I had paper and pen to set the morning down - for his eyes and his nose and his mouth, the fine hairs at his nape. I wanted to write him down entirely, be it for the last time.
The dawn dragged on, but I only saw it in his face."
Re: The Theory of Narrative Causality (3e/5ish)
anonymous
May 14 2012, 05:18:20 UTC
Okay, this may be weird to leave a comment in the middle of the fic a year after it was posted, but this link doesn't work anymore? I am only really disappointed in myself for not having read sooner, but I'm hoping someone (authoranon?) has another link for it?
The Theory of Narrative Causality (3f/5ish)
anonymous
May 24 2011, 20:03:48 UTC
consulting_detective - A TV TROPES ARTICLE
consulting_detective is an (in)famous fanartist in the Sherlock Holmes fandom, a practical genius with pencil and ink, and, according to some sources, one hell of a douchebag. Testimonies differ as to the level of douchebaggery - the fandom seems divided between those who adulate him and those who detest him.
He was involved/started/flounced in such timeless wanks as The Time When Everybody Was A Cat, Why U No Ask The Beeb, Elephants Elephants, and The Case Of The Dog Who Bit The Calf And Tore The Pants. (See a round-up of the fandom_wank reports here.)
consulting_detective is one of the old-school fans who got into Sherlock Holmes fandom in early 2000s, was raised on the ACD stories and the Granada series, and scoffed at the arrival of new fans of the 2009 movie casting Robert Downey Junior and Jude Law. He is said to pride himself on his 'honesty' - i.e., his ability to tell anyone exactly what he thinks of them in vitriolic statementsMore recently, though, he appears to have changed
( ... )
for the record, neveryou_again is clara; mrs hudson appears briefly in this, but she'll be rather more important next chapter in which basically everything explodes.
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this is my task force, junior (let_us_trade) wrote in holmeschat,
EDWARD HARDWICKE APPRECIATION POST
Well, everyone. A Watson has died, and one of the best, at that. He was quite fantastic, and apparently the kindest man as well, and he's died of cancer at age 78. This is a post for anything that's related to him - obituaries, testimonies, videos, drabbles, fanart, planned watchalongs, whatever - to remember this excellent actor and wonderful John Watson.
Thank you.
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miss_toby
Oh, no! I didn't even know he had cancer.
jim_fromitNeither did I, Moll ( ... )
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Wouldn't you like to know.
Obey the 'stache, man.
let_us_trade
You realize we've got a pool running on you two, right? go and flirt in your own damn journals, this isn't the place.
From: theimprobableone,
To: jumperfucker,
youve no idea what i can do to you
if you dont leave consulting_detective
alone
i can call so many people who'll make
life real hell for you
From: theimprobableone,
To: jumperfucker,
you're not clever enogu for him anyway
From: theimprobableone,
To: jumperfucker,
do you really think he wants your
company, your forcing yourself
on him, you should be ashamed
From: theimprobableone,
To: jumperfucker,
LEAVE HIM ALONE OKAY
From: jumperfucker,
To: theimprobableone,
Okay, I've been at work so I couldn't
answer, but: SHUT THE FUCK UP.
You've been banned. Don't come
back.
Whatever kind of misjudged adoration
you've got going for consulting_detective,you might want to take it up directly with ( ... )
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So please, stop asking. No, I won't be meeting up with you in some unknown little pub on the other side of London, that's what cons are for. Nor will I tell you where I work, and who for, because I have a hobby of writing Victoriana slash, and that's not necessarily well-seen outside of fandom.
I'm just. You know. I'm just a guy who happens to like Victorian porn. Remember that, don't harass me (you know who you are, don't do it again), and we'll all be good. Thank you.
Anyhow, to make up for this serious mood, have a ficlet (mostly written in celebration of my having reached the 25,000 mark on BigBang fic):
Title: and there we go, then, together
Length: 1,500 words.
Pairing: Holmes/Watson
Betas: sarah_s and storm_ford, who need to stop massacring my semi-columns on Google Docs. What have semi-columns ever done to you.
Rating: PG-13? I can never tell ( ... )
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Me either. In my mind there's only two ratings - Gen and Porn :DDD
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I am really loving this whole bunches!
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'Self-centered fool,' I said, affectionally enough. He turned wide eyes on me, but I nosed closer - rather like a dog, if the truth be told - and set my chin upon the sharp snag of his shoulder, dusty and dirty as it was. He drew in a breath, very softly and very fast, and then he said nothing at all. I only wished, at this moment, that I had paper and pen to set the morning down - for his eyes and his nose and his mouth, the fine hairs at his nape. I wanted to write him down entirely, be it for the last time.
The dawn dragged on, but I only saw it in his face."
[redacted] wrote in fandomsecrets,
[ SECRET POST #1667]
⸤ Secret Post #1667 ⸣ ( ... )
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Hey internet, whoever writes this gets my imaginary firstborn...!
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there are these two BNFs in my fandom
who just keep flirting and keep being adorably dorky together
I don't even think they realize it
so on behalf of the entire fandom, you two
cut the bullshit out
and just fuck already
thank you
signed,
all of us
Found through google search: "2zirpqf.png"
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consulting_detective is an (in)famous fanartist in the Sherlock Holmes fandom, a practical genius with pencil and ink, and, according to some sources, one hell of a douchebag. Testimonies differ as to the level of douchebaggery - the fandom seems divided between those who adulate him and those who detest him.
He was involved/started/flounced in such timeless wanks as The Time When Everybody Was A Cat, Why U No Ask The Beeb, Elephants Elephants, and The Case Of The Dog Who Bit The Calf And Tore The Pants. (See a round-up of the fandom_wank reports here.)
consulting_detective is one of the old-school fans who got into Sherlock Holmes fandom in early 2000s, was raised on the ACD stories and the Granada series, and scoffed at the arrival of new fans of the 2009 movie casting Robert Downey Junior and Jude Law. He is said to pride himself on his 'honesty' - i.e., his ability to tell anyone exactly what he thinks of them in vitriolic statementsMore recently, though, he appears to have changed ( ... )
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