The Theory of Narrative Causality (3b/5ish)
anonymous
May 24 2011, 19:43:02 UTC
jumperfucker Wouldn't you like to know.
Obey the 'stache, man.
let_us_trade You realize we've got a pool running on you two, right? go and flirt in your own damn journals, this isn't the place.
From: theimprobableone, To: jumperfucker,
youve no idea what i can do to you if you dont leave consulting_detective alone
i can call so many people who'll make life real hell for you
From: theimprobableone, To: jumperfucker,
you're not clever enogu for him anyway
From: theimprobableone, To: jumperfucker,
do you really think he wants your company, your forcing yourself on him, you should be ashamed
From: theimprobableone, To: jumperfucker,
LEAVE HIM ALONE OKAY
From: jumperfucker, To: theimprobableone,
Okay, I've been at work so I couldn't answer, but: SHUT THE FUCK UP. You've been banned. Don't come back.
Whatever kind of misjudged adoration you've got going for consulting_detective, you might want to take it up directly with him - at least I'll have the pleasure to see him rip you to shreds.
Insults, sockpuppets and general trolling are not welcome here. Toodle back to the anon meme, kiddo.
consulting_detective is connected.
you (22:12): good evening, you. I've been meaning to ask this for a while - have you heard of theimprobableone? he's been sending me really horrible PMs about you recently really really creepy in an adulating fan kind of way
consulting_detective (22:12): Hmmm. Yes. He is… rather persistent in his admiration. I am sorry he has bothered you. I should have taken care of him long ago, but
you (22:14): … but?
consulting_detective (22:14): I had... better things to do with my time. Trolls are only interesting for so long. I will take care of him, if you like.
you (22:15): much appreciated.
consulting_detective (22:16): How is your Moriarty coming along?
you (22:17): much better, yeah. he's getting… density, I think. which is good. your drawings help oh and i've fleshed out the cabbie from the first part, that's pretty good too. it'll be a bit different from STUD, but I've kept the aneurysm part, and the motive is logical enough. at any rate, it's tying in with the Moriarty timeline, which was my big problem
consulting_detective (22:17): I have a draft ready of the Italian restaurant passage. Are you interested?
you (22:18): tell me, how many of these are you going to make? we're far past the five drawings you were planning on doing at first. of course i'm interested, you big dork, what do you think.
consulting_detective (22:19): What can I say, John. Your words inspire me. Greatly.
you (22:20): oh … that's good, i think. really, really good. I'm glad.
cute enough to shoot you down (jumperfucker) wrote,
Recently there's been quite an afflux of messages in my inbox asking to know who I am and whether we can meet up and where I work and where I live. And, guys, I understand the wish to make friends, I really do, and I'm sorry, but this is where I draw the line.
So I suppose it's time for another one of these:
PLEASE REMEMBER THESE GUIDELINES.
I am not going to tell you my full name, or my address, or the place where I work. I live in London. I'm bisexual. I'm thirty-six years old. I write smutty slash Sherlock Holmes fanfiction. I know a few of you in real life, that's true, but mostly because I either knew them beforehand, or met them through a complete coincidence afterwards.
Wouldn't you like to know.
Obey the 'stache, man.
let_us_trade
You realize we've got a pool running on you two, right? go and flirt in your own damn journals, this isn't the place.
From: theimprobableone,
To: jumperfucker,
youve no idea what i can do to you
if you dont leave consulting_detective
alone
i can call so many people who'll make
life real hell for you
From: theimprobableone,
To: jumperfucker,
you're not clever enogu for him anyway
From: theimprobableone,
To: jumperfucker,
do you really think he wants your
company, your forcing yourself
on him, you should be ashamed
From: theimprobableone,
To: jumperfucker,
LEAVE HIM ALONE OKAY
From: jumperfucker,
To: theimprobableone,
Okay, I've been at work so I couldn't
answer, but: SHUT THE FUCK UP.
You've been banned. Don't come
back.
Whatever kind of misjudged adoration
you've got going for consulting_detective,
you might want to take it up directly with
him - at least I'll have the pleasure to
see him rip you to shreds.
Insults, sockpuppets and general trolling
are not welcome here. Toodle back to
the anon meme, kiddo.
consulting_detective is connected.
you (22:12): good evening, you.
I've been meaning to ask this for a while - have you heard of theimprobableone? he's been sending me really horrible PMs about you recently
really really creepy
in an adulating fan kind of way
consulting_detective (22:12): Hmmm.
Yes. He is… rather persistent in his admiration.
I am sorry he has bothered you. I should have taken care of him long ago, but
you (22:14): …
but?
consulting_detective (22:14): I had... better things to do with my time.
Trolls are only interesting for so long.
I will take care of him, if you like.
you (22:15): much appreciated.
consulting_detective (22:16): How is your Moriarty coming along?
you (22:17): much better, yeah. he's getting… density, I think. which is good.
your drawings help
oh
and i've fleshed out the cabbie from the first part, that's pretty good too. it'll be a bit different from STUD, but I've kept the aneurysm part, and the motive is logical enough.
at any rate, it's tying in with the Moriarty timeline, which was my big problem
consulting_detective (22:17): I have a draft ready of the Italian restaurant passage. Are you interested?
you (22:18): tell me, how many of these are you going to make? we're far past the five drawings you were planning on doing at first.
of course i'm interested, you big dork, what do you think.
consulting_detective (22:19): What can I say, John.
Your words inspire me.
Greatly.
you (22:20): oh
…
that's
good, i think.
really, really good.
I'm glad.
cute enough to shoot you down (jumperfucker) wrote,
Recently there's been quite an afflux of messages in my inbox asking to know who I am and whether we can meet up and where I work and where I live. And, guys, I understand the wish to make friends, I really do, and I'm sorry, but this is where I draw the line.
So I suppose it's time for another one of these:
PLEASE REMEMBER THESE GUIDELINES.
I am not going to tell you my full name, or my address, or the place where I work. I live in London. I'm bisexual. I'm thirty-six years old. I write smutty slash Sherlock Holmes fanfiction. I know a few of you in real life, that's true, but mostly because I either knew them beforehand, or met them through a complete coincidence afterwards.
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