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Update.
I am joining the lovely ladies at Shapely Prose as a new blogger. I posted my first entry and y'all need to get off your butts and show me some love. Thanks and drive through.
still doing my thing at Snarky's Machine so stop there as well. You wanted my writing to "get out there" and now it's on a blog with over 7mil hits! Thanks for all the ( Read more... ) -
Lord Vader, this isn't just an intergalactic booty call, right?
I woke up at 8 am this morning to find DARTH VADER eating a bowl of Special K and listening to Morning Edition. Seriously, a full Vader in my kitchen. Standing at proper Vader height of 6'7 and, let's face it, both scaring the shit out of me and turning me on ( Read more... ) -
Welcome Home, Jellybean.
Maryah got her 20k check up even though she's only at 19,345. I was looking at my checkup coupon and noticed there was a free oil change (which I was due for) so I decided to take advantage of it. Also I got a 50% discount on a premium interior detailing (shampooing, scrubbing, decrudding and all STICKER REMOVAL, among other things.) I was so sad ( Read more... ) -
I have to like both watch and read the movie...
My only complaint about Syriana is like a insecure boyfriend it requires all of my SAUs (social attention units) -
I make a rule never to get involved with possessed people, well it's more of a guideline.
a. If you stand over bacon, letting the grease pop in you face, it'll cook smoothly and taste wonderful. If you leave the kitchen for one second, the bacon will burn down you house. Goddamn, bacon faeries are always fucking with people ( Read more... ) -
Tonight, I celebrate my love for you.
1. I'm on this Roberta Flack kick and Tonight, I celebrate my love for you is totally a jimmy jam. It just sucks that I can't sing along without thinking of green and brown M&M jumping into a pool chocolate ( Read more... ) -
You can't fake those kinds of pricing games.
Last night I watched A&E's special on the wTC. I haven't watched anything about it, since it was original material. After about the first couple of hours I stopped watching because I quickly realized they were not editing shots and we were all seeing way more than we should be ( Read more... ) -
Making the strange magic happen at Xanadu.
I am sure by now my obsession with being obsessed with things is totally evident. I mean I hope that memo was typo free. I feel so potato when I'm not totally obsessing about someone or something. I need it. I need to feel some driving force like hork rushing up the food tube and out of your mouth ( Read more... ) -
but i was going to toschee station to pick up some power converters
1. I had therapy at 8:30 in the morning. I was so not ready to deal with my shit that early in the morning. My therapist looked adorable. He often does. I don't want to sound all cocky but I think there's bit of counter-transference going on! I made the therapist a CD and this week he began the session by telling me how much he hearted the CD ( Read more... ) -
That's hot!
McD's is making their coffee lava hot again. Chewy and I went to McD's this morning. Yes, we were both on our way to WORK at the same time. If you know anything about us then you'll know how very exciting this is! Anyway, Chewy put several creams and I mean SEVERAL into his coffee and took a swig and the next thing I know I'm getting showered with ( Read more... )