Lord Vader, this isn't just an intergalactic booty call, right?
I woke up at 8 am this morning to find DARTH VADER eating a bowl of Special K and listening to Morning Edition. Seriously, a full Vader in my kitchen. Standing at proper Vader height of 6'7 and, let's face it, both scaring the shit out of me and turning me on.
"Lord Vader," I said nervously, "Um, the bowls go on the top of the dishwasher."
He turned his head, sizing me up and then carefully placed the bowl on the top shelf of the dishwasher.
Jamie pulled off his mask. "So what do you think? This is the surprise I kept telling you about!"
The costume is so faithful! Truth told, Jamie's a bit thinner than Vader, but still he looked so convincing. And his boots put him over the edge.
Lord Vader and I went to the grocery store with me dressed in jeans and cowl neck sweater. He was very popular at the salad bar!
"You realize you can't like, you know, choke people with your thoughts?" I said nibbling on a cupcake.
"For your sake, let's hope that's true." He said.
"Lord Vader," I said nervously, "Um, the bowls go on the top of the dishwasher."
He turned his head, sizing me up and then carefully placed the bowl on the top shelf of the dishwasher.
Jamie pulled off his mask. "So what do you think? This is the surprise I kept telling you about!"
The costume is so faithful! Truth told, Jamie's a bit thinner than Vader, but still he looked so convincing. And his boots put him over the edge.
Lord Vader and I went to the grocery store with me dressed in jeans and cowl neck sweater. He was very popular at the salad bar!
"You realize you can't like, you know, choke people with your thoughts?" I said nibbling on a cupcake.
"For your sake, let's hope that's true." He said.