( Remember that scene in Jurassic Park when the Velociraptor learns how to open the door... )

( Cut for anyone who hasn't read The Hunger Games )

( Natures perfection found in an invertebrate and explicit talk of slug penises )

( There's a reason why Facebook doesn't have a 'dislike' button.. )

So I thought I'd get on my soap box.

( Something done right, for once )

Newsie news news, New of the most Newsiest kind
(not to be confused with any musicals about standing up to Robert Duvall)

( First and foremost )

( Because I needed a good laugh )

( If men got pregnant you know this wouldn't happen... quite possibly a triggery subject )

( Discovery of Taylor Mali )

( Geeky McGeekster strikes again )