So, it looks like Simmons finally disappeared. Man, talk about good fucking riddance. No more having to listen to his bitching, no more finding his stupid lists of rules tacked to the door, and definitely no more of him playing that goddamn fake recording of his. I have to say, that's taking petty bullshit to professional levels, building up a ( Read more... )

Y'know, when I said I'd go to church every day if I got unstuck to Simmons, I didn't really expect God to hold me to it like this.

Fuck, I really need a smoke.

((Grif's baaaaack! :D God, finally. ;_; He's parked his semi-transparent ass on a bench in the park and is totally not trying to avoid actually going back to the apartments why would he ( Read more... )

Dear God Sweet, Merciful, Kind and Loving God,

Whatever it was I did to piss you off so goddamned damned very, very much, I am so fucking very, very sorry. I repent! I repent! I swear, I'll never do it again!

Whatever it takes to make it stop, I'll do it! I'll quit smoking! I'll quit drinking! I'll quit overeating! I'll quit cursing! Anything. ( Read more... )