Comments | semper_fi_bitch: 033- I just want to let everyone know that I suck, etc.

semper_fi_bitch

033- I just want to let everyone know that I suck, etc.

Jun 23, 2009 00:41

So, it looks like Simmons finally disappeared. Man, talk about good fucking riddance. No more having to listen to his bitching, no more finding his stupid lists of rules tacked to the door, and definitely no more of him playing that goddamn fake recording of his. I have to say, that's taking petty bullshit to professional levels, building up a ( Read more... )

fuck you simmons, disappearances, -simmons (thetankisalie), !memento_eden, need more cigs, in the army wtf?, -doc (memories), blood gulch is bugnuts, need more booze, -charlie (daddy_death), yes i'd like some cheese with that whine, -jr. (bulletserenade), let's blame god, *memories

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bulletserenade June 23 2009, 07:57:34 UTC

Simmons? Wasn't he that guy that kept shooting himself in the foot?

...Literally.

semper_fi_bitch June 23 2009, 08:01:14 UTC

Hahahahaha, yeah, he did. OK, maybe I'll miss that part. It was pretty weird, but kind of funny.

bulletserenade June 24 2009, 02:04:52 UTC

Why did he do that, anyway?

semper_fi_bitch June 24 2009, 07:13:46 UTC

I think Sarge might've crossed a couple of wires when he turned him into a cyborg.

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daddy_death June 23 2009, 19:39:45 UTC

I think we all pissed on the Pearly Gates. This is the Pearly Gates Pisser Penitentiary Island. Prison is the only place where you end up against your will without knowing why you're there and have cruel, unusual things done to you. Prison, or a crazy woman's bed with a serious headache--and we're definitely not there.

semper_fi_bitch June 23 2009, 21:21:54 UTC

OK, so how do you explain the people that disappear?

daddy_death June 23 2009, 21:34:08 UTC

That would be the 'cruel, unusual things done to you' part.

semper_fi_bitch June 24 2009, 07:20:43 UTC

...No way, man, they go home when they disappear.

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