033- I just want to let everyone know that I suck, etc.
So, it looks like Simmons finally disappeared. Man, talk about good fucking riddance. No more having to listen to his bitching, no more finding his stupid lists of rules tacked to the door, and definitely no more of him playing that goddamn fake recording of his. I have to say, that's taking petty bullshit to professional levels, building up a whole speech like that.
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And yet it still falls short of the petty bullshit God is capable of. Seriously, did I piss on the Pearly Gates or something? It's getting old. And kind of predictable, too. Boy, I'm sure glad I don't have a harem of beautiful women that do everything I want! And, man, oh man, I sure love that I was in the army! It would be really terrible if the next thing I remembered was leaving it forever! And I really love working, too! It would be so awful if I was somehow given a lifetime supply of cigarettes and food and booze!
...Well, it was worth a try.
Man, we actually had a medic named Doc? I thought I just made that up. Blood Gulch just keeps getting better and better.
((2% memories spent on the Best Surrender of All Time, along with its cause and results.))
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And yet it still falls short of the petty bullshit God is capable of. Seriously, did I piss on the Pearly Gates or something? It's getting old. And kind of predictable, too. Boy, I'm sure glad I don't have a harem of beautiful women that do everything I want! And, man, oh man, I sure love that I was in the army! It would be really terrible if the next thing I remembered was leaving it forever! And I really love working, too! It would be so awful if I was somehow given a lifetime supply of cigarettes and food and booze!
...Well, it was worth a try.
Man, we actually had a medic named Doc? I thought I just made that up. Blood Gulch just keeps getting better and better.
((2% memories spent on the Best Surrender of All Time, along with its cause and results.))