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[Today, Grif isn't wearing his armor. He won't be tomorrow or the day after that, either. The particularly astute may notice that he's in a worse mood than he usually is; his jokes and comebacks are a little quicker and a little harsher than usual. The particularly dense may assume he's a new arrival. Other than that, his presence around town is ( Read more... )

Well, that was shorter than I expected it to be. And I almost made it a whole year without getting cursed again, too ( Read more... )

[Most people will tell you that drinking and driving is a bad idea. Most people won't tell you that drinking and shooting is a bad idea, because it's such a horrible idea it wouldn't occur to them. And very, very few people would warn against combining all three, because, really, who would even think to do such a thing ( Read more... )

I take back everything bad I've ever said about this island.

I looked at a book or something and thought about how awesome it would be if it was made of bacon, and then it was. Really good bacon, too.

This is the best weird event ever.

[Grif can be found at the bar, apparently hellbent on drinking himself to death as quickly as he possibly can.]

((1% spent on Donut's performance as Officer Hot-Pants.))

Y'know, when they said we'd get shit from home, I was kind of expecting it to be something small. Like another gun or something stupid like that.

I wasn't expecting this.

Combined with what I remembered, today is definitely a good day.

((Parked outside the Ari Apartments is a Warthog Puma, complete with Grif. 1% memories spent on the Warthog ( Read more... )

Hey, another party! It's about time! I missed the last one, and that was, like, 4 months ago! And this one's even free! With prizes! Definitely the best party yet.

Looks like they've got perks for couples, too. Didn't they do that last time? That might explain how Simmons managed to get a date. She was looking for a deal! Man, it's good to have ( Read more... )

So, it looks like Simmons finally disappeared. Man, talk about good fucking riddance. No more having to listen to his bitching, no more finding his stupid lists of rules tacked to the door, and definitely no more of him playing that goddamn fake recording of his. I have to say, that's taking petty bullshit to professional levels, building up a ( Read more... )