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So, hey, Danny. You know that girly pink teddy bear of yours? Well, you see, parrots need a lot of space, right? So I've been letting Polly and Fucker out of their cage while you're at work. And, well, you've noticed how energetic they can be, right?
So they somehow managed to get ahold of your pink teddy bear and, you know, I tried to stop them, because I know how important that pink teddy bear is to you, considering that you sleep with your pink teddy bear every night. But I guess I just wasn't quick enough, because Polly and Fucker completely tore your pink teddy bear to shreds.
But, hey, it shouldn't be that hard to get a new pink teddy bear, right? I'm sure that pink teddy bear wasn't that important to you. I mean, you're 16, right? That's way too old for kiddy shit like pink teddy bears, isn't it?
So, yeah, hey, sorry about your pink teddy bear, dude. No hard feelings, right?
So they somehow managed to get ahold of your pink teddy bear and, you know, I tried to stop them, because I know how important that pink teddy bear is to you, considering that you sleep with your pink teddy bear every night. But I guess I just wasn't quick enough, because Polly and Fucker completely tore your pink teddy bear to shreds.
But, hey, it shouldn't be that hard to get a new pink teddy bear, right? I'm sure that pink teddy bear wasn't that important to you. I mean, you're 16, right? That's way too old for kiddy shit like pink teddy bears, isn't it?
So, yeah, hey, sorry about your pink teddy bear, dude. No hard feelings, right?