There is glowing red shit all over the town and people are touching those things and wearing them like they're not completely radioactive. I'm guessing this is some weird feature of this town that's been around for a long while, since no one acts like these things are probably going to give us all cancer ( Read more... )

That's it! I'm raiding the town hall. I want some fucking answers about this place, and I'm not about to wait until I'm turned into some giddy anthropomorphic peanut to get them!

So who's with me? Because I'm definitely not going to barge into the mayor's office and demand stuff from him, especially not alone--not when he can turn me into a kid ( Read more... )

[[PRIVATE!!]]

Data Log: Entry 001

I've been dumped on unknown territory. People here don't speak Chinese all the time, so this can't be San Francisco. I repeat, this is not San Francisco. Looking around further, this place looks really old. And deserted. And tiny.I've got to find my way back home. Maybe I'm near Alcatraz! Maybe there's a ferry ( Read more... )

I'm not bleeding to death anymore, which is always good.

I hear we get free apartments here. My roommate's some guy named Kratos. Free apartments are pretty nice, especially when you don't have a job, but it is slightly creepy that these guys knew what my name was before I even remembered it ( Read more... )

Guns, check. Stomach wound, check. Loss of memory, check.

That about settles it, I think I have the right to freak out now: WHAT THE FUCK?!Where the hell am I, and why can’t I remember anything? There’s got to be some criminal mastermind behind this or something! It’s probably a deserted island hospital where people actually get experimented on. ( Read more... )