024- And the week's only half over.: semper_fi

semper_fi_bitch

024- And the week's only half over.

Feb 11, 2009 19:44

Dear God Sweet, Merciful, Kind and Loving God,

Whatever it was I did to piss you off so goddamned damned very, very much, I am so fucking very, very sorry. I repent! I repent! I swear, I'll never do it again!

Whatever it takes to make it stop, I'll do it! I'll quit smoking! I'll quit drinking! I'll quit overeating! I'll quit cursing! Anything. There's a church here, right? I'll go to church! I'll go to church every single week! Every day, even! I'll become a fucking monk if that's what it takes!

Just, please, let me get the hell away far away from Simmons. Or just make him shut up! I don't care how! You could smite him! Or, hell hey, you could even smite me. Whatever it takes. I just can't take it anymore!

Please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please!

PLEASE,
Dexter Grif

fuck you simmons, sticky event, -shinigami (death_the_dad), abusing the strike tag something awful, dude. tmi, -simmons (thetankisalie), !memento_eden, -etna (hailbeautyqueen), yes i'd like some cheese with that whine, -teatime (not_4oclock), let's blame god, curses!, -ledah (thelostseraph), -kallen (ace_of_11s)