ok, so im like oh em geee sitting im my 8th grade omg science class just minding my own like omg busyness. after a like while i like notice this totally horrible smell.The smell is like so omfg horrifying, its like omg unreal. the teacher finally like notices the smell and like decides to go omg looking for the source of the totally groty smell. ( Read more... )

sorry like you guyzzzz i have not been like updatinng i was like on easter brake. ok i have much storyz to like totally tell you guyzzzz oookayy. kay well i was like omg its easter morning so i went to like go see what like the easter bunny braught me. so i went to the kitchen to get a drink cuz i was like omg thirsty and then i saw like my grandpa ( Read more... )

omgeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!! my bf is like the love of my life. i guess like being bisexual is like the totally new and cool thing to do i must seek out a gf too like omgeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!! so many choices but like what girl at my school is like the populist? omgeeeee i need to find a like gf!!!!!!!!!!! i like wore pink and black to like my school ( Read more... )

like OMG you guuuuuyyyyyyyyyyzzzzzzzz i do not kno like what clothes i should like buy. do you think like black would like match my hair color. it is so hard to find clothes that i can wear becuz i am like omg peroxide blond and i like am skinny. why do they like always make clothes for the fat girls nowadays? a size 7 people are like omg fat ( Read more... )

ok here the dealio you guyz ok so i was like totally into well into like stuff and like i like this guy ya kno? and i was all like hiiiiii and hes all like ok and he was like totally stoked and like i went to the like omg bathroom and was checking my nyc lip sticky gloss like omg and i looked at myself in the like mirror and like the letters on my ( Read more... )

ok so i like totally saw this hottie @ the mall like where i be kickin it. i will type the omg like OMG!!!!! convo we so super had. his name was like omg raggoo ( Read more... )

i need to like lead my like omg path to popularity. i must rule the like totally omg popularity world!!!!!!!!!!!!! and take it by like omg storm!!!!!ok so you like guys i went to the mall like yesterday. i went to ambercombie and fitch because its like totally omg cool!!!!!!!! i got this like shirt that shows off like what chest i like totally omg ( Read more... )

OMG!!!!!!!! I just saw a porno. it was in my brother jakes sock drawer. he also had some magazines of cute boys. i opened the magazine but it was full of them doing wierd things it looked like they were having fun playing leap frog. can you play leap frog with like three people? there was this white like crusty stuff all over my like brothers ( Read more... )

OMG I went to the mall it was like totally the best. I went to bath and body works and I got stuff so I no longer smell like ass. My bf will be so pleased. I wonder if 13 is too young to be having sex. I have to wonder.