it was like omg easter!!!111
sorry like you guyzzzz i have not been like updatinng i was like on easter brake. ok i have much storyz to like totally tell you guyzzzz oookayy. kay well i was like omg its easter morning so i went to like go see what like the easter bunny braught me. so i went to the kitchen to get a drink cuz i was like omg thirsty and then i saw like my grandpa holding a 40 asking for loose bitches and putting some poprocks in my basket. i asked him if he like was drinking to much cuz like my basket was like omg mine that the bunny gave me!!!! MINE!!!!!!!! he handed me my basket and said i like should go bring him those old trl tapes my brother recorded. i think he like doesnt know those tapes are like leapfrog tapes. poor nieeeve grandpa. i didnt kno he even like watched trl. so i went to my room to check out the totally rockin goodies the bunny braught me. there were like omg sooooo many plastic easter eggs. i was really tired so i like layed down and like omg got the colorful plastic easter eggs and like omg sssshhh dont tell but like touched my naughty places with them. it felt like omg totally good so i like couldnt stop. i was like OMG OMG OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!! and like totally swishin my like omg body and then i screamed omggggeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee and then all of a like sudden i hear CRACK!!!!! and im all like what the like omg happened!!!!! so i like look down and there is like omg eggs all over my naughty places. turns out they were like real easter eggs and like not plastic eggs. OMGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE i cried and then the eggshells like totally hurt my naughty places i was like sad. maybe naders frends like know what kind of creams to use when that happens. i am like omg totally sure they will kno. nader and me are like omg this #crosses fingers# well the dead eggs are still in my naughty places but i like omg love that squeeshy feeling it has like omg teehee!!!111111