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so normally i dont ask this but

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[railsb4pails]

:OO!!
:33 < congratulations on the date!!
X33 < thats so exciting!!
:(( < sorry i cant help
:33 < i havent made it to goldenrod yet
:33 < good luck though!

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[sciencebipches]

[... Why did she bother commenting if she didn't have any advice... Oh well, the congrats it nice all the same.]

oh
wwell
thanks i guess
howw far are you from here anywway

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[railsb4pails]

:33 < not very far!
:33 < i was really supurr close but then i made a furriend so i went back to violet
:33 < were heading over now
:33 < you should take pictures on your date!

[Since you're not as cr33py now that you have someone....]

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[sciencebipches]

[Oh hey, that's actually a good idea. Huh, who knew Kitty Cat Shipper Cave Girls could think up good ideas!!]

couldnt you havve just wwaited for them to catch up
anywway that doesnt sound like a bad idea at all

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[ofmywill]

what kind of restaurant?

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[sciencebipches]

the good kind

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[ofmywill]

ok. check the sidestreets behind the game corner.
small and intimate. should work.

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[sciencebipches]

wwhat kinda human food does it got
not that im mucha expert on your cuisine or anythin but i havve had my fair share a it unfortunately

[hackintheaster]

a date? Eridan, I'm heart broken. HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO ME????

But no, seriously, there should be a good noodle place behind the Radio tower, from what I've learned. I didn't get a chance to go when I was there, but you should try it and tell me about it.

[sciencebipches]

yep a date sorry rob but it just had to be done
but if ya really wwant me rob i mean fuck i do havve three other open quadrants

[Sad part is, he isn't entirely kidding there.]

oh wwell ill havve to check it out i got about twwo days before the date itself so ivve a lot a wwork to do
ill havve to test it see you humans eat a lot a different shit than wwe do so some a its dowwnright fuckin wweird

[hackintheaster]

I feel cheated. :C

Wait, which quadrants do you have open? And what do they mean again? Kar explained them to me a while ago but I don't really remember the specifics.

[Oh don't worry, Eridan. Rob will personally take up all your empty quadrants.]

What do you trolls eat, anyway? So I know for future reference when I whisk you away on a secret date that Kar doesn't get to know about.

I mean what.

So long I'm sorry dfkjhsjdk

[sciencebipches]

shooosh youll get ovver i knoww im such a prize an all

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[p2iioniichacker]

seri0usly?
Y0U have a date??
why w0uld any0ne in their right mind ever agree t0 that?

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[sciencebipches]

easy
im datin material an just because you empty lobed idiots nevver fuckin thought so doesnt mean any fuckin different

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[p2iioniichacker]

fine then. wh0 is it?

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[sciencebipches]

none a your flippin business

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[8etterl8]

Woooooooow.
You've got a d8 already.
Is it Dave again?
Please telling me you're d8ing the Dave human again!
XXXXD

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[sciencebipches]

oh shit i kinda forgot about him
he did howwevver say wwe wwere a thing before wwhen i wwas here
but wwhatevver i got bigger ships to sink right noww
so no its not him an youre not gonna figure out wwho it is either so unless you got something wworthwwhile to say then fuck off

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[8etterl8]

Yeah, well he 8roke up with former you pretty hard.
I hear he only did it as one 8ig ironic joke!

You coooooooould take your mysterious new d8 to a movie.
That's a thing that humans do.

[Look, she's playing nice for the moment.]

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[sciencebipches]

wwell then its all for the better i forgot about his deceivvin ass
he came to me not long after i showwed up again tryin to wwoo me but wwhatevver i got someone more important

a movvie huh do they got any good ones here

[He certainly wasn't expecting any help from Vriska, that's for certain. Kinda odd, but seriously he doesn't mind.]