a date? Eridan, I'm heart broken. HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO ME????
But no, seriously, there should be a good noodle place behind the Radio tower, from what I've learned. I didn't get a chance to go when I was there, but you should try it and tell me about it.
yep a date sorry rob but it just had to be done but if ya really wwant me rob i mean fuck i do havve three other open quadrants
[Sad part is, he isn't entirely kidding there.]
oh wwell ill havve to check it out i got about twwo days before the date itself so ivve a lot a wwork to do ill havve to test it see you humans eat a lot a different shit than wwe do so some a its dowwnright fuckin wweird
NO NO NO I LOVE IT <3hackintheasterNovember 17 2011, 21:17:00 UTC
Wait so which one would I be? Because I'm not your freaking pale/pity one for sure. But the black.
Wait.
The black slash kimsemsisitude one is the one you have a rival with but you fuck? And make out with? Hate-fully? [Excuse him because neither of these options seem anywhere near okay. This kid is just now fourteen, my friend.] And wouldn't your flushed whoever get jealous if you're having sex with your black?
And if you only have black and pale open, who is your ashen?
Also, since I don't like pale of black, we're going to make you a new relationship-possibility. So that I can fit into it.
[He's just going to kind of not mention the food and now none of that sounds in any way delicious and oh god did he say mucus? Definitely no aster there.]
Eridan butchering the quadrants, I'm sure Karkat's off crying somewheresciencebipchesNovember 17 2011, 21:26:18 UTC
wwhy the fuck wwould your flushed quadrant get jealous ovver that hate and pity are twwo vvery different emotions youre expected to havve a kismesis an a matesprit not only for the sake a killin off loneliness but so you dont get killed off yourself wwhen the drone comes but yeah a kismesis is someone you hate but also havve a attraction to but fuck im only fuckin 6 swweeps im not talkin about pailin anyone right noww god
no i said i havve black ASHEN an pale open i dont got anyone in my ashen quadrant but wwait so you wwant to make your owwn quadrant wwith me is that wwhat youre sayin
FUCK THE SYSTEM.hackintheasterNovember 17 2011, 21:35:49 UTC
Because that's a normal reaction? Humans are very... monogamous. We don't like to share.
And dude okay I was worried there. I still don't understand your whole sweep thing with regards to earth years so give me a break.
Oh, my bad. So you don't have anyone in any of your quadrants other than Kar? [He's going to pretend that he feels kind of bad for Eridan about that. So he was definitely right about his original 'lonely' assumption. Good to know, but also not. THAT'S OKAY ERIDAN ROB IS HERE NOW.]
Yes that's what I'm saying. Let's make our own quadrant. Because I'm that special.
And um, that was my plan, yes. Why? Do you have a problem with it?
wwell thats not howw it is for us trolls i knoww the majesty a our quadrants are a lot to take in all at once but surely youll get used to it
oh uh i think im roughly 13 years or somethin like that talked to heath about it before and it came to about that
i USED to havve a moirail an a kismesis but wwell they both kinda left me at the same time wwas a shitty situation so yeah all i got is kar an evven noww its not a for sure thing yet wwere wworkin towwards it
[Yep, he certainly is lonely, Rob. You definitely pegged him right. He really is lacking even in the friends department.]
er wwell okay if wwere gonna do that then wwhat exactly is this quadrant goin pertain to
wwell dependin on wwhat kinda date wwere talkin about it might be a problem
[HE'S TRYING TO PROVE HIS DEDICATION TO KARKAT ROBIN, JEEZ YA HOMEWRECKER.]
I'm sure I will. I just have to make sure I have it all organized and the like.
And aw, sweet man! We're roughly the same age. This works out perfectly.
Oh. Well, uh. [Rob definitely wants to ask him about this situation, but doesn't think now is the right time. Soon. He will learn very soon.]
Um... I don't know. The other ones are pity and rivalry, right? What else could be make it based on?
I would say friendship, but that doesn't translate over to troll.
As for the date, I'm between two options. We can either have a bro-date, and eat a lot of foot and watch stupid movies and play video games, or I can woo you with my hopeless romantic side that I keep tucked away for special occassions. Take your pick.
[ROB IS SO TOTALLY A HOMEWRECKER. Even if Rob will totally end up being the therapist if there is any drama at all, too. He's just too good at being everyone.]
take your time i dont wwant you to damage your sponge or anythin
yeah wwe are huh does make things easier in a wway
dont wworry about it its hardly fuckin important
as for the quadrant wwell quadrants are a troll thing so wwhy not make it a human based concept then im not particularly opposed to it i mean itll be somethin kneww i guess kinda odd but makin a neww quadrant in an of itself is odd so wwhatevver wwhat wwould wwe evven call this haha
fuck [It's almost sad the fact that he's having trouble picking here...]
i think the brodate wwould probably be the best option if im wwantin to make shit wwork wwith kar sorry to disappoint cuz im sure you wwere hopin to fuckin romance me
I'm sure I can handle it, though your concern is adorable.
[Eridan's refusal to talk about it definitely puts up a red flag. This will have to be brought up again.]
Based off a human concept. A very whelming idea, huh. We could make it based off being, like, bros. The Bro Quadrant or something. That would work, right?
Aw, we can go on both if you'd like. [But awwww, he wants to make it work with Kar that's so cute~] Though I'd rather not have Kar more jealous of me than he already is, so we'll stick with just the brodate for now. I can always work on my wooing skills another time, because I know you're excited about that.
hahahaha more like suavve as fuck adorable is fittin for a fuckin wwriggler and a wwriggler i aint
yeah that could wwork i mean id havve to kinda get used to the idea a it but wwhatevver sure
a brodate sounds like itd be fuckin fun kinda makes me think a wwhen fef and i wwould hang out uh so yeah lets definitely do that but i dont knoww if youll be able to wwoo me im pretty fuckin stricken wwith kar youd havve to wwork your fuckin nook off to swweep me off my flippers an all
But dude, you can get used to the idea. Because we're bros now and that's how things work.
Fef? Do I or should I know a fef?
And awesome man, a brodate it is. I'm sure there's an arcade somewhere we can chill at, too. It'll be sweet.
And aww, that's cute. I might not even try since you're working so hard at being loyal. Maybe you'll just fall for my natural charm and I won't even have to do anything~
But no, seriously, there should be a good noodle place behind the Radio tower, from what I've learned. I didn't get a chance to go when I was there, but you should try it and tell me about it.
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but if ya really wwant me rob i mean fuck i do havve three other open quadrants
[Sad part is, he isn't entirely kidding there.]
oh wwell ill havve to check it out i got about twwo days before the date itself so ivve a lot a wwork to do
ill havve to test it see you humans eat a lot a different shit than wwe do so some a its dowwnright fuckin wweird
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Wait, which quadrants do you have open? And what do they mean again? Kar explained them to me a while ago but I don't really remember the specifics.
[Oh don't worry, Eridan. Rob will personally take up all your empty quadrants.]
What do you trolls eat, anyway? So I know for future reference when I whisk you away on a secret date that Kar doesn't get to know about.
I mean what.
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Wait.
The black slash kimsemsisitude one is the one you have a rival with but you fuck? And make out with? Hate-fully? [Excuse him because neither of these options seem anywhere near okay. This kid is just now fourteen, my friend.] And wouldn't your flushed whoever get jealous if you're having sex with your black?
And if you only have black and pale open, who is your ashen?
Also, since I don't like pale of black, we're going to make you a new relationship-possibility. So that I can fit into it.
[He's just going to kind of not mention the food and now none of that sounds in any way delicious and oh god did he say mucus? Definitely no aster there.]
Am I serious about what?
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hate and pity are twwo vvery different emotions youre expected to havve a kismesis an a matesprit not only for the sake a killin off loneliness but so you dont get killed off yourself wwhen the drone comes
but yeah a kismesis is someone you hate but also havve a attraction to but fuck im only fuckin 6 swweeps im not talkin about pailin anyone right noww
god
no i said i havve black ASHEN an pale open i dont got anyone in my ashen quadrant
but wwait so you wwant to make your owwn quadrant wwith me is that wwhat youre sayin
an about you wwhiskin me awway on a secret date
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And dude okay I was worried there. I still don't understand your whole sweep thing with regards to earth years so give me a break.
Oh, my bad. So you don't have anyone in any of your quadrants other than Kar? [He's going to pretend that he feels kind of bad for Eridan about that. So he was definitely right about his original 'lonely' assumption. Good to know, but also not. THAT'S OKAY ERIDAN ROB IS HERE NOW.]
Yes that's what I'm saying. Let's make our own quadrant. Because I'm that special.
And um, that was my plan, yes. Why? Do you have a problem with it?
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i knoww the majesty a our quadrants are a lot to take in all at once but surely youll get used to it
oh uh i think im roughly 13 years or somethin like that talked to heath about it before and it came to about that
i USED to havve a moirail an a kismesis but
wwell they both kinda left me at the same time wwas a shitty situation so
yeah all i got is kar an evven noww its not a for sure thing yet wwere wworkin towwards it
[Yep, he certainly is lonely, Rob. You definitely pegged him right. He really is lacking even in the friends department.]
er wwell okay if wwere gonna do that then wwhat exactly is this quadrant goin pertain to
wwell dependin on wwhat kinda date wwere talkin about it might be a problem
[HE'S TRYING TO PROVE HIS DEDICATION TO KARKAT ROBIN, JEEZ YA HOMEWRECKER.]
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And aw, sweet man! We're roughly the same age. This works out perfectly.
Oh. Well, uh. [Rob definitely wants to ask him about this situation, but doesn't think now is the right time. Soon. He will learn very soon.]
Um... I don't know. The other ones are pity and rivalry, right? What else could be make it based on?
I would say friendship, but that doesn't translate over to troll.
As for the date, I'm between two options. We can either have a bro-date, and eat a lot of foot and watch stupid movies and play video games, or I can woo you with my hopeless romantic side that I keep tucked away for special occassions. Take your pick.
[ROB IS SO TOTALLY A HOMEWRECKER. Even if Rob will totally end up being the therapist if there is any drama at all, too. He's just too good at being everyone.]
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yeah wwe are huh does make things easier in a wway
dont wworry about it its hardly fuckin important
as for the quadrant wwell quadrants are a troll thing so wwhy not make it a human based concept then
im not particularly opposed to it i mean itll be somethin kneww i guess kinda odd but makin a neww quadrant in an of itself is odd so wwhatevver
wwhat wwould wwe evven call this haha
fuck [It's almost sad the fact that he's having trouble picking here...]
i think the brodate wwould probably be the best option if im wwantin to make shit wwork wwith kar
sorry to disappoint cuz im sure you wwere hopin to fuckin romance me
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[Eridan's refusal to talk about it definitely puts up a red flag. This will have to be brought up again.]
Based off a human concept. A very whelming idea, huh. We could make it based off being, like, bros. The Bro Quadrant or something. That would work, right?
Aw, we can go on both if you'd like. [But awwww, he wants to make it work with Kar that's so cute~] Though I'd rather not have Kar more jealous of me than he already is, so we'll stick with just the brodate for now. I can always work on my wooing skills another time, because I know you're excited about that.
We'll find time, I'm sure.
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yeah that could wwork i mean id havve to kinda get used to the idea a it but wwhatevver sure
a brodate sounds like itd be fuckin fun
kinda makes me think a wwhen fef and i wwould hang out
uh
so yeah lets definitely do that but i dont knoww if youll be able to wwoo me im pretty fuckin stricken wwith kar youd havve to wwork your fuckin nook off to swweep me off my flippers an all
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But dude, you can get used to the idea. Because we're bros now and that's how things work.
Fef? Do I or should I know a fef?
And awesome man, a brodate it is. I'm sure there's an arcade somewhere we can chill at, too. It'll be sweet.
And aww, that's cute. I might not even try since you're working so hard at being loyal. Maybe you'll just fall for my natural charm and I won't even have to do anything~
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wwell yeah certainly wwont be hard but as fef no you wwouldnt knoww her shes just a friend a mine kinda
i think wwere still friends anywway
considerin this place yeah id be surprised if there wwasnt this place has damn near evverythin
hahahaha you can hope rob but i dont knoww if you can compare to the his natural charm wwhat wwith him bein so small an grumpy
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Is there a story there I should know about in case I randomly come across her?
Do you have any requests as far as things to do? I mean, my date-planning skills are above average, but I always love input.
What, you don't think I can be small and grumpy? I can be pretty grumpy. >:C
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nothin you need to wworry about
none at all just amaze me wwith your plannin rob i mean if it IS abovve avverage an all
i dont doubt you can but its not the same
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