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so normally i dont ask this but

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[8etterl8]

Woooooooow.
You've got a d8 already.
Is it Dave again?
Please telling me you're d8ing the Dave human again!
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[sciencebipches]

oh shit i kinda forgot about him
he did howwevver say wwe wwere a thing before wwhen i wwas here
but wwhatevver i got bigger ships to sink right noww
so no its not him an youre not gonna figure out wwho it is either so unless you got something wworthwwhile to say then fuck off

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[8etterl8]

Yeah, well he 8roke up with former you pretty hard.
I hear he only did it as one 8ig ironic joke!

You coooooooould take your mysterious new d8 to a movie.
That's a thing that humans do.

[Look, she's playing nice for the moment.]

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[sciencebipches]

wwell then its all for the better i forgot about his deceivvin ass
he came to me not long after i showwed up again tryin to wwoo me but wwhatevver i got someone more important

a movvie huh do they got any good ones here

[He certainly wasn't expecting any help from Vriska, that's for certain. Kinda odd, but seriously he doesn't mind.]

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[8etterl8]

Yeah, the way I heard it he played you pretty 8adly.
May8e the Dave human isn't so 8ad sometimes.
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I haven't 8een to the movie the8er place yet.
You could try asking John.
He'd pro8a8ly know.
He's pretty into movies.

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[sciencebipches]

oh please
the more an more i hear about this other me the more im not so sure it wwas evven another fuckin me more like some shitty idiot puttin up a ruse to be me
like id evven fall for that idiots misleadins

disappointin per usual vvris
but askin john is probably outta the fuckin question
maybe ill just ask around

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[8etterl8]

Sorry to disappoint you, 8ut it was defin8ly you.
Noooooooo dou8t a8out that.
He had you completely and utterly fooled.

Why can't you ask John?
If you're going to 8e such a cluck8east a8out it I can ask him for you.

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[sciencebipches]

augh wwhatEVVER i dont remember so it doesnt fuckin matter
im not fallin for his shit this time so just fuckin drop it

its not like john an i are on the best a fuckin terms but if you wwant to go ahead
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you knoww youre bein oddly helpful wwith this
i cant help but be a touch apprehensivve towwards it
wwhatre you plottin spiderhg

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[8etterl8]

What I can't 8e helpful every now and then!
I'm not plotting anything!
I'm just merely curious as to who you're taking out this d8.

[And her motivation is revealed]

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[sciencebipches]

wwhy does it matter to you
an wwhy should i evven tell you wwho im goin on a date wwith
vvris are you jealous

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[8etterl8]

Hah!
No way I'm jealous.
The word you're looking for, Eridan, is curious.
I'm curious.

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[sciencebipches]

no matter wwhat wword you wwant to dress the emotion up in vvris it hardly matters to me
its all the same anywway
but like im gonna tell you i knoww no good wwill come a it

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[8etterl8]

Exactly how is telling me a 8ad thing?
I might even do something courteous like, and not go around telling everyone.
I can keep sekrets, you know.

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[sciencebipches]

i havve a sneakin suspicion you WWILL go around and tell evveryone
wwhich isnt wwhat i wwant
an im sure you can if it wwasnt for the fact this wwould be a SECRET a MINE an you hardly got the fuckin respect for me to keep it
but wwhatevver not like you wwont find out evventually anywway
i asked kar out on a date an he said yes

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[8etterl8]

[Cracking up here. That's hilarious Eridan.]

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
Good one!
8usted a gut laughing on that one.
I always thought you were funny looking, 8ut I never thought you'd actually 8e this funny.
You seriously expect me to 8elieve that Karkat agreed to go a a d8 with you.
A flushed d8, and not a 8lack one?

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[sciencebipches]

yeah yeah laugh it up i hope you choke
but its fuckin true wwhether you believve it or not