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Nov 17, 2011 02:07

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so normally i dont ask this but ( Read more... )

not like i need your help or anything, eridan's got swwag, eridan ampora: romance expert, baby got a first date

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text; getshead November 17 2011, 19:58:51 UTC
A date, hm?

Though I'm left to wonder why you're asking a bunch of people you clearly don't like for advice. Wouldn't it be easier to scout for yourself in that case?

Ah, ah. I suppose I shouldn't question the logic of troll thought process, though. The thinkpans are very different, after all.

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text; sciencebipches November 17 2011, 20:14:00 UTC
evven if i dont like the lot a ya doesnt mean some good ideas cant necessarily come a it
pretty sure i explained that but wwith a crusted ovver think pan like the one you apparently got im not surprised you didnt read it

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text; getshead November 17 2011, 20:47:59 UTC
Oh, once I deciphered it, I did indeed read every word. It's a wonder that anyone would be willing to give advice after being called a "lousy dirtscrapper," though.

Insulting those you're asking for help from is, in many cases, like asking for no help at all, really.

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text; sciencebipches November 17 2011, 20:50:40 UTC
deciphered
are you that bad at readin
anywway as far as the insults go im not about to wwithhold the truth because some fuckin scumsuckin bottomfeeders dont got a tough enough husk for it

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text; usedwindything November 17 2011, 21:41:02 UTC
wow, eridan.
i may have misjudged you!
looks like you're actually a pretty decent prankster!
i mean, assuming anyone actually fell for this, that is.

[Brb, forever not taking you seriously, fishdouche.]

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text; sciencebipches November 17 2011, 21:58:05 UTC
excuse the fuck outta you
wwho says this is a prank or a joke
im bein fuckin serious here

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text; usedwindything November 17 2011, 23:10:28 UTC
nobody has to say it, that's how jokes work.
duh.
so how many people fell for it and actually think you have a date?

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text; sciencebipches November 17 2011, 23:13:41 UTC
its not a joke idiot
and no one FELL for it because theres nothin to fall for
i havve a date just fuckin accept it

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text; stolemyfries November 18 2011, 10:44:40 UTC
whoa dude, i really like your font
that's pretty radical!

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text; sciencebipches November 18 2011, 11:29:57 UTC
[Not exactly the response he was looking for, but you know what, he's not going to say no to a compliment, because he too thinks his font is pretty radical.]

hahah thanks i guess
its my typin quirk an as for the color a it its the hue a my blood

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text; stolemyfries November 20 2011, 02:50:38 UTC
wow your blood hue?
do you not have red blood then?
how strange.

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text; sciencebipches November 20 2011, 03:58:48 UTC
hahaha yeah see wwhere i come from wwe havve a hemospectrum
maroon bein the lowwest and tyrian purple bein the highest kinda like a rainbow
my blood is really only fuckin second to the empress an the empress elect
no one has RED blood or at least shouldnt anywway

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