So I saw Inception ( Read more... )

Yeah, idek what happened. Feel free to poke me if I'm taking forever with something. In the meantime, the Die Hard Marathon is back ( Read more... )

I have the next Die Hard post, my second SPN Femslash Exchange story, and my first Pony Stark story written, but none of them are typed. I keep staring at the computer, rubbing my eyes and not getting anything done. What the hell, man. *rubs eyes* Shamefully unproductive.

Speaking of movies, @darklorelei and @schmevil (why, that's me!) are ( Read more... )

Because hey, there was actually some interest ( Read more... )

I've discovered Die Hard slash. And it's GOOD. No really! Like, quite good. I did an olympic freaking sprint through the stories up at AO3 and now I'm checking out hard4brains. This is FatF fandom all over again, except... strangely sacrelicious (sacreligious + delicious). Slashing John McClane is kind of like slashing the Man With No Name. It's like queering ( Read more... )

Just watched Easy Virtue with Jessica Biel, Kristen Scott Thomas, Colin Firth and Ben Barnes. I don't care what anybody says - it was lovely, and Jessica Biel is lovely. (Haters to the left, blah blah). My goodness she is stunning in period costume, and delivers an unexpectedly confident and mature performance. Colin Firth does rumpled, disaffected ( Read more... )

Hormonal today. I thought I'd offset it by watching a movie ( Read more... )

My new favourite story: The Things, by Dr. Peter Watts. It's a retelling of the 1982 movie The Thing, from the point of view of the alien.

It is fantastic. Read now.
I was so much more, before the crash. I was an explorer, an ambassador, a missionary. I spread across the cosmos, met countless worlds, took communion: the fit reshaped the unfit ( Read more... )

I have so much hatred for Pitbull, you have no idea. This is his remix of Move Shake Drop (DJ Laz and Flo Rida), and the video is another stripperific sleazefest that samples the much awesomer Benny Benassi's Satisfaction. This kind of hip hop pains me. VAGINA DOLLARS VAGINA. ( Read more... )

Children of the Corn: Absolute garbage. Watchable only for the lolarity ( Read more... )