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I've been volunteering to elect Tom Barrett in the recall election. My experiences so far have been even more interesting than the ones I had volunteering for Obama in 2008.
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Just saw some fear-mongering commercial by Merck about Shingles. I think the exact wording in their commercial was "Could I have Shingles living inside me?!"
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Football season is over. No More Games. No More Bombs. No More Walking. No More Fun. No More Swimming. 67. That is 17 years past 50. 17 more than I needed or wanted. Boring. I am always bitchy. No Fun - for anybody. 67. You are getting Greedy. Act your old age. Relax - This won't hurt.We put Brandon to sleep. He was 15 ( Read more... ) -
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I wrote this when I first saw the movie months ago, but never got around to posting it.
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I was doing some math on a whiteboard, and a teacher came up to me. I thought she said "You really love math, don't you?" so I said "It's not bad," to which she replied "Well, it helps clear the sinuses."
My father drove my brother back to Kendal last weekend. He said he stayed awake on the drive by drinking guano tea. I'm not going to correct him -
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Taking a class on human sexuality. The teacher made us write "Sex is ____" and "Sex should be ____" on cards; we had to fill in the blanks and give the cards back to her. Today, she read everyone's answers in front of the class. When she got to mine, everyone laughed.
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