Conversation with my cousin:

Me: Are there any places in Janesville that have trivia nights?
R: Yeah.. Damon's used to, but they closed like, 2 months ago.. Man, they had great food. They made really good ... food.

Someone (Sabrina Rusch, apparently) left this flyer at my college last semester. Everything in this is verbatim.

( Attention ! Please Read This )

Why does God hate me?

Nothing to do here. We have Dish Network now, so there are pretty much no decent shows to watch, but we do get sports channels now, so I can watch the Brewers lose ( Read more... )

Some white woman decides she's going to Bali (either to prove she's a deep person who enjoys being around poor, non-white people, or to shove her upper-middle class status in the face of said poor people). While there, she decides to eat carbs (either to prove she's a daring, risk-taking rebel (for a stereotypical white woman), or to shove her ( Read more... )

Found an old family picture at my grandmother's house.

Half the people in it look like Conan O'Brien. Very weird.

"In a flurry of flame and fur, fangs and wicker, thus ended the world's first and only hot air baboon ride." - Tony Alfieri

I was supposed to go to my grandmother's on Monday to mow her lawn, but she wasn't there. Turns out she had been hospitalized. I visited her on Tuesday. She was having chest pain. The doctor told her it was just a weird heart rhythm and she could go home on Wednesday ( Read more... )

( The case against Hipster Vegetarianism )

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