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[sarahsaturn]

I was doing some math on a whiteboard, and a teacher came up to me. I thought she said "You really love math, don't you?" so I said "It's not bad," to which she replied "Well, it helps clear the sinuses."

My father drove my brother back to Kendal last weekend. He said he stayed awake on the drive by drinking guano tea. I'm not going to correct him.