Two antennas meet on a roof, fall in love and get married. The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.

So I won't lie. I have a myspace account. I am not quite as diligent with it as i am with this one (which really means that i'm not really diligent with it at all ( Read more... )

I sent this to a bunch of people and decided that I should now share it with any and all who might be bored ( Read more... )

What exactly is it to be a stalker? Does it have to be a sexual thing? A celebrity thing? Can you stalk someone that you desperately want to be your friend? What is involved? Do you really have to be following them? Do you need to quit your job and dedicate every waking hour to watching them from a distance? Do you have malice in mind when ( Read more... )

Below- a current email forward ( Read more... )

Death is one of those things that always puts a damper on everything ( Read more... )

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The writing is funny. it's good stuff.

The following is taken from Rolling Stone magazine who got it from the Organization for Economic Cooperation and Development, 2004

Industrialized nation % of Gross National Income devoted to assisting other countriesNorway 0.87 ( Read more... )

But the wicked creature was very cunning, and she finally thought of a trick that would give her what she wanted. She placed a bar of iron in the middle of the kitchen floor, and then by her magiv arts made the iron invisible to human eyes. So that when Dorothy walked across the floor she stumberd over the bar, not being able to see it, and fell ( Read more... )

I’m mad at the movie Robots. I saw it and liked it while I was watching it, but then upon review with crownofspoons I found that my true feelings on the movie were not all smiles and giggles ( Read more... )