Hey Guys and Dolls!!!

Have ya'll seen the comercial for that movie - Meet the Robinsons?   Well, I hadn't and when my sister came and stayed with me last night, she showed me it on youtube and we were both ROLLING ON THE FLOOR LAUGHING.  It's even more fun to do impressions of.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tr-R6h8-_WI

Speaking of my sister - she is ( Read more... )

I can't believe they've started putting dark meat in the chicken salad at SRD.  I mean seriously - there's tacky, and then there's TACKY TACKY!

I was thinking about my sister the other day and how she saved herself for marriage and how she also saves her butt for the toilet seat at home.

The most amazing April Fools Day prank has been completed.  I ( Read more... )

Remember when Kevin Coppola stripped in front of all of NHS junior year?  That was funny.
Remember when I told that joke about bird farts that went over like a ton of bricks in front of NHS?  That was funny too.

I actually did go braless yesterday.  Interesting experience but I kindof don't feel like getting into it today.  I feel like all my entries ( Read more... )

I love the sun because it provides the energy for all life on earth by slowly destroying itself.  Thank you Sun!  You do a beautiful thing!

George:  No one knows what Jesus did during the lost years.  I like to think that he had a metal band, and that some of his apostles ODed on heroin and had to be replaced.

Over the break I realized my love for a ( Read more... )

So today in my chemistry lab we isolated the potassium oxalatoferrate we made last week and used redox-titration to find its oxalic concentration.  Anyway, I was so pleased with myself for making such pretty green crystals I took a picture.


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                     9 Things 
               You Never Knew 
             About Lauren King

1.)  One time a drunk lesbian tried to undress Lauren at a wedding.

2.)  In her short 19 years of life she has ACCIDENTLY killed approximately 47+ pets, some of which weren't even hers.

3.)  Lauren has never been on a plane.

4.)  Lauren eats sunshine and shits ( Read more... )

I think I have an oral fixation which manifests itself in the following ways ( Read more... )

I want to marry a man who will give me the ultimate prize: his penis in a box.  Any man with enough balls to present his junk in wrapped present form deserves all the love and affection in my heart.

So recently when I went to this ISI BBQ (conservative college group), I was talking about panda sex w/ someone (not sure how we got onto the subject) ( Read more... )

I think the older I get the less inhibited I am, heretofor the stranger I become.  My new favorite impersonation to do all the time = Schizo Velociraptor.

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So, all these emo kids that wear pants that end above the ankles must really have some confidence because it takes a lot of confidence to look like an idiot.  I guess they're trying to make a statement and that's totally admirable but I think if I owned pants like that I'd probably put them on every morning hoping the person in the mirror was cool ( Read more... )