I like to make lots of lists... This is how I feel about all the vegetables I could think of.

FAVORITES

Sweet potatos
Brussel sprouts
Broccoli
Avocado
Spinach
Mushrooms
Pumpkin
Cucumber
Carrots
Lima beans
Alfalfa sprouts
Green beans

LIKE

Squash
Tomatos (esp. grape and cherry)
Snow peas
Potatoes 
Water chestnuts
Corn
Lettuce
Zucchini
Artichoke (esp. artichoke hearts)
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Man, I love my parents! My mom just sent me a care package with four different kinds of gluten-free cookies!!!! and a million other little things.  Is that thoughtful or what?!  Call me a total loser but they're the best!  I can't wait to hang out with them over the summer!  Gosh, I hope I don't do too terribly grade-wise this semester.  I really ( Read more... )

Gilmore Girls has ended.  My life is OVER!!!

Oh man!!!! Check this guy out - he's a real gem! http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendID=6540129
These are my favorites:

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Man, dildos are kindof expensive!
     So, the other day I went out with this guy and we were talking about some pretty random shit and in the middle of it he said, "… Because! I mean, vaginas are pretty disgusting already." .... I told him to hit the road on the spot. Any man I date must LOOOOOVE the vagina and make friends with it. I have a ( Read more... )

My mom made me this gluten-free chocolate cake that tastes like beans because it doesn't have any wheat in it. I just ate a lot of the icing off of it and then put it in the trash. I know that makes me the biggest asshole in the world, but it fucking tasted like beans ok?

So.... I got a bikini wax right before I went streaking. I just ( Read more... )

So today I realized that eating a grapefruit is a wholly unsatisfying, frustrating, and DANGEROUS pursuit. I didn't get full from it, I had a hard time getting the grapefruit chunks, AND that bitch grapefruit squirted me! Direct hit into my eyeball! - not the way to start your morning.

Here’s what I don't understand about people who hate Jesus: How ( Read more... )

THE COOOOOOLEST VIDEO EVER!!!! Thank you so much Ali! You're amazing!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I JUST RAN THROUGH CAMPUS  WITH ONLY MY UNDERWEAR ON!!!!!!!!

NO SHIT!  PICK UP THE DAILY TEXAN TOMORROW - THEY'LL BE PICTURES!!!!!!

MAN I HAVE THE MOST INTENSE ADRENALINE RUSH RIGHT NOW!!!!!

AND SOMEONE STOLE MY CLOTHES!!!!

SO I HAD TO WALK BACK TO SCOTTISH RITE (THE VIRGIN VAULT) IN MY UNDERWEAR!!!!!!

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I keep writing down my thoughts on really sexual things but I hate contaminating my otherwise PG entries with X-rated parafanalia (sp?) and having to set good entries to private just because I don't want want my parents or someone from my dorm something stumbling across  my treatise entitled  "I Like Dick and I'm Not Apologizing".   So I'm saving ( Read more... )