Oh man!!!! Check this guy out - he's a real gem!
http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendID=6540129These are my favorites:
Goddamn it.
Kellog's Corn Pops now contain wheat starch - that's a message straight from my
jejunum to you. I thought they were made from COOOOOOORRRRNN!!!!!
I saw this
dog on Saturday rolling around on the grass on his back with his tongue out panting. I thought "Man! That dog is living LIFE!!!" That's my goal for today roll around on my back in the grass - even better if I can get somebody to scratch my belly. :D