I want to marry a man who will give me the ultimate prize: his penis in a box. Any man with enough balls to present his junk in wrapped present form deserves all the love and affection in my heart.
So recently when I went to this ISI BBQ (conservative college group), I was talking about panda sex w/ someone (not sure how we got onto the subject) and the matter was met with some disgust from the other party, and I would just like to say that if you don't think pandas making boom-boom is the cutest thing on the planet, you are sadly misled.
Check this out:
^ FUCKING ADORABLE!!!!!
over and out.