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Remember when Kevin Coppola stripped in front of all of NHS junior year? That was funny.
Remember when I told that joke about bird farts that went over like a ton of bricks in front of NHS? That was funny too.
I actually did go braless yesterday. Interesting experience but I kindof don't feel like getting into it today. I feel like all my entries lately have been about something sexual. It's probably because I'm turning into a scandalous ho.
Sometimes.... more like lots of times, I get these really intense urges. Like I was in the FAC yesterday and I really wanted to get on all fours on the floor and crawl around with my nose and tail in the air and my back arched, meowing like a cat. I really wanted people to say "oh look a cat!" and rub my back and scratch my scalp. I didn't want them to say "oh that's weird. Some girl over there is acting like a cat" but I knew they would and that made me sad. It really upsets me when people don't play along. I'm constantly on the lookout for the ideal playmate. Someone who will agree to my plan to tape our butts and legs together and be that cat - dog character that they made a whole show on Nickelodeon about.
This season smells better than the last one. My nose loves to go on daily jaunts through campus just sniffing around and smelling all the new flowers.
Do Muslim people vote conservatively?
Have you ever heard of NAMBLA? That shit is tutti fruiti on the rootie man. I'd put a link in there but I think SRD is censoring out man-boy love images.
I want to get a turtle and name it Noodle. That would be so cool!
Sooooo... I went to the Corpus Christi Botanical Gardens over my spring break and my mom and I went through the orchid greenhouse and I fell in love with all the pretty flowers. I said a little prayer to God there.
Dear God,
Please make my vulva into an orchid. A beautiful beautiful orchid.
LATERZ!!!!
I read this story one time about this girl who was going through her awkward age. She planted seeds in her ears and mouth and nose hoping that she could grow a garden there, and I agree that if I had flowers growing out of my body, even though it would be a little weird - I'd like it and feel much prettier.
You know that song by Train - "Meet Virginia"? Can I be that shitty of a woman and get a rockstar to fall in love with me too? I mean this woman "doesn't own a dress" "her hair is always a mess" and "if you catch her stealin' she won't confess". I mean I don't know much about anything but this woman sounds like a bad deal. Plus "the shape of her body is unusual" - I interpret that to mean she's fat.