Comments | riastrad_ridire: ☘ 012; [phone; stages 3-4]

riastrad_ridire

☘ 012; [phone; stages 3-4]

Jul 13, 2011 07:54

Yo, Mayfield.

[Lancer's tone was as light and casual as always, and he sounded as if he was in a pretty decent mood. Which contrasted particularly sharply with what he was about to say.]Did you guys know I had a brother? He fought against the country I decided to protect, so I killed him. And y'know...when you're a knight, you have to stick to ( Read more... )

ulster cycle is depressing, really dumb fo' real, could always be worse, perfectly well-adjusted individual, family issues, dammit lancer shut up, kotomine sucks, did i mention i hate kotomine, adamantium woobie

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[Audio] fated_blade July 13 2011, 13:01:59 UTC

Lancer, are you feeling alright? Did something happen?

[Audio] riastrad_ridire July 13 2011, 17:39:36 UTC

Saber? I'm not...I'm not sure. I have no idea why I said all of that.

[Audio] fated_blade July 14 2011, 01:27:09 UTC

It does not seem like you to be so open about such things...perhaps you should seek some help?

[Audio] riastrad_ridire July 14 2011, 01:27:59 UTC

Who would I even ask about something like this?

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[phone] riastrad_ridire July 13 2011, 17:39:04 UTC

Rin--I'm not drunk. I'm perfectly sober.

I...don't know what just happened. It's not like I wanted the whole damn town to know all that!

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[phone] riastrad_ridire July 13 2011, 17:51:17 UTC

Quit screwing around, I'm serious--

[waitwhat.]

[Rin sounding openly nice? Something was obviously Not Right here.]

...What did you just say?

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notlikethemovie July 13 2011, 18:05:45 UTC

Wait. Culann's Hound? As in Cú Chulainn himself?

Holy shit where did I get sucked off to this time?!

riastrad_ridire July 13 2011, 18:08:03 UTC

[Sigh.]

The one and only, kid. [Well, maybe not only, considering Elizabeth was running around with some weird version of himself as a Persona or some insane thing like that.]

Just call me Lancer. It's not my name, but it sort of is. It might as well be now, at any rate. [Shutupshutupshutupshutup-]

notlikethemovie July 13 2011, 18:11:41 UTC

Lancer? [Why does that sound so familiar...?]

This is honestly kind of mindblowing at this rate. And I'm sorry about panicking the other day and screaming over the phone. I'd literally just started to recover from someone trying to kill me, so I was really on-edge to begin with and then waking up to find my body had been messed with threw me off a mental cliff. I'll try not to be so much of a bother next time.

[Wait, why is she still talking no one wants to hear all this!]

riastrad_ridire July 13 2011, 18:15:55 UTC

Hey, don't worry about it. I had a huge goddamn hole in my chest about two seconds before I got here stuck in a human body, so I think I can kind of get the idea.

Besides, you're not the first woman to scream in my ear. Or the last, most likely.

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[Phone] mapo_trollfu July 13 2011, 19:17:22 UTC

[Dryly, humorously, compelled-by-the-town-ly, the #1 person Lancer doesn't want to hear from speaks.]

I suppose it would be safe to assume Rin and myself were at odds at some point in your Grail war then, Lancer? If pressed I suppose I can guess why: a secondary or backup grail, yes? Furthermore I feel as though I should commend you -- even for a heroic spirit, surviving a strike from the Gae Bolg is an impressive feat.

[There's a pause, and the man on the other end frowns.]

...It appears verbal diarrhea is becoming a very common malady, does it not? How intriguing.

[Phone] riastrad_ridire July 13 2011, 19:19:54 UTC

Oh, if it isn't my stupid as hell former Master. You're asking the wrong guy about the Grail, I don't know or care about it one way or another.

And hey, it's my goddamned lance, so it'd be pretty pathetic if I died right away from getting hit with it. ...You know, kind of like you did. Should've seen the look on your face, it was pretty hilarious.

[Beat.]

...Oh hey, I actually meant to say all of that. What do you know.

[Phone] mapo_trollfu July 13 2011, 19:31:35 UTC

I was merely inquiring as to the events of your war, Lancer. To be frank, the idea of parallel worlds is an intriguing one.

Well, I am merely a mortal, after all. Or would you rather see the demonic lance lauded as a weapon that assures a kill disgraced?

[You know. Like when it failed against Saber. And Archer. Were there others? I can't remember it just fails so much! That is what the tone of voice implies. Maybe.]

My surprise would be palpable if it existed. As it stands however, my surprise is deader than my self in your war, and your self in my own series of events.

[Phone] riastrad_ridire July 13 2011, 19:37:59 UTC

It's hilarious how you seem to think provoking someone waiting for an excuse to kill you is a good idea.

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[phone, stage 3] lunawolves10th July 13 2011, 23:21:38 UTC

You and I are often too alike, brother.

I am a bit jealous of how close Rin is to y....

DAMN DAMN DAMN. Curse this town.

riastrad_ridire July 13 2011, 23:28:37 UTC

Sucks, doesn't it? I can't shut up either.

Nothin' to be jealous of, Garviel. I'm just doing my job as her Servant, that's all.

lunawolves10th July 14 2011, 00:19:52 UTC

Of course. I believe you. Some people have already used this to get information out of me I would rather not share.

riastrad_ridire July 14 2011, 00:23:52 UTC

I'm pretty sure I just said everything I didn't want to.

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