The End.

I just went around and posted a lot of hella clever comments. Now i get to go back and look at them when i'm not tired and realize that they are all really idiotic. And erase them.

Star Trek is really funny sometimes. Really funny. On today's episode, the trekkies visit a planet that is starting to prosper as a scientific community. You know, they abandoned the belief in a God over 1,000 years ago. Now they try to explain everything with the scientific process. Well the trekkians interfere, as usual, and they do all ( Read more... )

The cops in LA don't fuck around.I just saw a police chase on tv, I see a lot of police chases on this particular highway, cause it runs throuogh downtown LA. And it just blew me away. A cop car was chasing a stolen red sports car in the service lane on the left side of the highway. It is very crowded, like during rush hour, so there is nowhere ( Read more... )

I'm angry, cause they are taking Home Movies off the sunday lineup. [ass holes]

If are ever angry about SUVs, or ever want to help someone who is, or if you think you want to buy one, or if you know someone who does, or if you like reading long funny factually backed up rants, then visit this site called SUVs suck. You'll thank me later ( Read more... )

Last night i had a dream, and by last nignt i really mean this morning, where i was dead and i was talking to a bunch of other people who were dead. The thing i remember noting was how, when you asked them how they died, they all told this really interesting story that had no end. Like, "Well, I was walking out of a coffee shop, I remember ( Read more... )

Today was an abysmal failure.

I was going to put, "Comment back if you want to be told to fuck off" here, but then i realized that is immature. I guess i'm not that mad.

Hey oh

I'm posting cause Frankie begged me to. I mean begged. Sorry Frankie, I just had to tell them.

Nice bike Kat, I think I'll take it.

Birthday Party for my 70 year old grandpa tomorrow, woooh!

Quote of the Day:

"totally awesome costurme it like totally brings your eyes out!!"

--Jane Doe

I love concert security. The first night, they made me check my chain and my necklace, didn’t care about my cuffs, and checked my cigarette case. The second night, they were happy with my cigarette case bouncing around in my pocket, but not my cuffs, and neither night were they able to produce my knife. Even though one of them specifically ( Read more... )

( Family Guy and the Tobacco Industry )