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[redrounin]

Last night i had a dream, and by last nignt i really mean this morning, where i was dead and i was talking to a bunch of other people who were dead. The thing i remember noting was how, when you asked them how they died, they all told this really interesting story that had no end. Like, "Well, I was walking out of a coffee shop, I remember

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[redrounin]

You may think I'm just ranting, but this is what Livejournal is all about.

[twentykicks]

never stick my hands down a guy's pants again?!?!?!NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, it's such pleasant pleasant thing

LAME!

[metridious]

This guy must think he has a really really really great penis, if touching it can keep girls from killing themselves.

[anonymous]

I couldn't even read the whole thing.

That guy is an idiot.

And should kill himself while jerking off, thus combining the best of the both the living and dead worlds.

[aghostchild]

no more wet dreams about supermodels? fuck! *throws away gun*