"I hate it when guys call girls 'chicks'. We're not birds, you dogs" Hahahah... thanks for last night. Haven't laughed so much in a long time. My loves are special.

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So I think I want to redisign my apartment, this is what I'm thinking:
I want it to be modern streamline mixed with like really cool indian/asian inspired antiques, a lot of intense colors, and really funky stuff mixed with neutrals and plains. What do you think

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So tonight i got blIZown off by my so called frIZends. yeah right, more like NOT FRIZENDS. so I get home, and i'm so horny, i SPOOGE right there! moving on; after that whole SPOOGE ordeal i'm like when are my friends coming, how long do i have to plug that thing up with a tampon BEFORE MY WHOLE HOUSE IS COVERED IN BLOOD! LOL. but my ( Read more... )

So I Break into this joint. Sleezy pizza place owned by some greasy wop. Sweat all dripping off his disgusting wop face. Some bitch is sitting in the corner, I can see from here already: she's 4"2' TOPS pink skirt made out of car seat leather, SHE HAD BUTT MARKS...ON HER CROTCH. She makes me sick and I almost blow chunks onto my Dolce and Gabanna ( Read more... )

So I just got back from being on Dismissed and surprise surprise I won. I won over this girl who's a total dick dragger. Her name is Samuel Rosen. We were both competing over a burnin hunk of love named Trent. We all go to USC you know its in SoCal. Well besides from having the satisfatction of beating the bitch just on the basis that I'm hotter ( Read more... )