...So i put an arrow head straight up her GERONI-WOAH!
Hou,
So I'm back from club MED after forever. the only souvenirs i got left (after my unicycle with the "RCKSTR" liscence plate got stolen by some fat chick in an Alf tee-shirt) are a kickin' set of cornrows and a used condom with poop on it in the little trash can baggie in the back of my moms hyundai. So i come back and i'm all up to my friend Ericayandola "Check out my cornrows with fat-a-tat-tat chunky hot pink highlights (like gwen...OH MY GOD SHE IS SO HOT. I used to not think chicks were cool but then i bought tragic kingdom and now whenever i see her face im like "UGH CAN I P-LEASE JUST SIT ON YOUR FACE RIGHT NOW??????)" and Ericayandola goes " They Are not called cornrows anymore...they are called Maize. and when you have sex for the first time it is called Breaking Treaties" American-Indian-sheik is really in right now in Sudbury. I cannot go one place without seein a thug in a head dress wanting to put his peace pipe RIGHT UP in my teepee. And then he tells me I better beware of his reservation cause after i get his totem poll I be walkin the Trail of Tears for real! So i tell him he better be on A VISION QUEST or somethin cause he be gettin a visit from the animal god of SHUT THE HELL UP! He said he wanted to break my treaty so hard and all night long, and I said my long term boyfriend Sully "Running Horse" LaMone already broke my treaty, and he broke it so good. And then he said he had a tomohawk waiting at home for Sully "running horse" Lamone. and i was MAD SCETTTTCCCCHHHHHED
I hate Andrew "crouching bison" Hutchinson more than infertile soil or a bad harvest. And so I scalped him HARDCORE.
But whatever, I be around a bunch now cause me and my bitches are building a casino at Leslie "trotting wolf"'s backyard.
So I'm back from club MED after forever. the only souvenirs i got left (after my unicycle with the "RCKSTR" liscence plate got stolen by some fat chick in an Alf tee-shirt) are a kickin' set of cornrows and a used condom with poop on it in the little trash can baggie in the back of my moms hyundai. So i come back and i'm all up to my friend Ericayandola "Check out my cornrows with fat-a-tat-tat chunky hot pink highlights (like gwen...OH MY GOD SHE IS SO HOT. I used to not think chicks were cool but then i bought tragic kingdom and now whenever i see her face im like "UGH CAN I P-LEASE JUST SIT ON YOUR FACE RIGHT NOW??????)" and Ericayandola goes " They Are not called cornrows anymore...they are called Maize. and when you have sex for the first time it is called Breaking Treaties" American-Indian-sheik is really in right now in Sudbury. I cannot go one place without seein a thug in a head dress wanting to put his peace pipe RIGHT UP in my teepee. And then he tells me I better beware of his reservation cause after i get his totem poll I be walkin the Trail of Tears for real! So i tell him he better be on A VISION QUEST or somethin cause he be gettin a visit from the animal god of SHUT THE HELL UP! He said he wanted to break my treaty so hard and all night long, and I said my long term boyfriend Sully "Running Horse" LaMone already broke my treaty, and he broke it so good. And then he said he had a tomohawk waiting at home for Sully "running horse" Lamone. and i was MAD SCETTTTCCCCHHHHHED
I hate Andrew "crouching bison" Hutchinson more than infertile soil or a bad harvest. And so I scalped him HARDCORE.
But whatever, I be around a bunch now cause me and my bitches are building a casino at Leslie "trotting wolf"'s backyard.