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t0 Band YOu've seen live
1. Divas Live 1998
2. Divas Live 1999
3. Divas Live 2000
4. Divas Live 2001
5. Divas Live 2002 (where the fuck is Whitney)
6. Divas Live 2003 (I getting worried, no Whit again)
7. Divas Live 2004 (Don’t think you can take her place Joss, you white ugly British wannabe)
8. Stevie Brock (move over Aaron Carter)
9. Faith Hill (I didn't want to. My fucking stepdad bought me tickets so I had to go, but I hate that bitch she stole my soulmate from me. Tim is mine.
10. Tim McGraw at the fucking HOSS last weekend. Amazing show. Amazing show. He's such a sexpot. (He's mine Faith He's mine. He sends me messages on my two way pager that I share with my Dad saying that he hates you and he wants to leave you and come to me. He's just staying with you for the fans.
9 THINGS YOU'RE LOOKING FORWARD TO
1. Making earings out of feathers this weekend
2. Freaking out the normals at the Square 1 Mall
3. Doing my homework (Psyche)
4. Talking to my parents (NOT)
5. Riding my velocipede under the city lights
6. Cleaning out my Ma's Vag with my fav Tracy Chapman tour t-shirt
7. Getting my own beeper and not having to share with my Dad anymore
8. Eating ALOT of Ben & Jerry's
9. Eating Doritos and just driving
8 THINGS YOU WEAR DAILY
1. My hair elastic that has purple hair extensions connected to it.
2. My Fav Tracy Chapman tour t-shirt (see above)
3. Silver cheetah print platform clogs
4. My fishnet arm stockings
5. Green linen pants
6. My totally retro cat eye sunglasses
7. My mini denim backpack
8. My Eeor fannypack . I love him so much he's the only good cartoon in the history of cartoons because he's not a fucking lemming. He just does his own thing.
7 THINGS THAT ANNOY YOU
1. Faith Hill
2. Crimped Hair (when other people have it, it only looks good on me, especially when I wear it in Pig Tails)
2. When my mom wants me to clean out her vag with my bare hand and not my Tracy shirt. AND I'm like EWWWWWWWW FREAKAZOID OF THE WEEKAZOID, WHO DO YOU THINK I AM , hamilton morris ?
3. Guttersluts
4. FreakDykes
5. When my sister Sam Rosen has to share a room with me when we go on vacation with our parents and all she does at night is order Flubber on Pay Per View and masturbates to it. When are we going to have some “us” time that doesn’t involve Robin Williams. Last year she was all about Where the Wild things are and she’s like get into it and I’m like I just cant
6. B2K’s breakup
7. People who didn’t go to the Revolutionary War reanactment/ Paul Revere’s ride
6 THINGS YOU TOUCH EVERYDAY
1. My curves membership card
2. My party of Five DVD Box Set
3 My vag (during #2)
4. my rock collection
5 my sea shell collection
6 . Nads
5 THINGS YOU DO EVERYDAY
1. Take a cold cold shower and pretend I’m on the Titanic just when it got his and the boat is starting to sink
2. Pose naked, lie on a couch, pretend I’m Cate Winslet, make my mom pretend she’s Leo and draw a portrait of me
3. Go to that car museam in Brookline with my bf sit in one of the old cars, do it until the car gets steamy and then make him leave a handprint on the window just like Leo
4. Give a Monica
5. Leeza Gibbons
4 Favorite Bands
1. Tracy (Did I even have to say that)
2 Tim McGraw (I want you to get barbacue sauce all over me)
3. Lisa Loeb
4. Whitney Houston
3 Movies you could watch over and over again
1. Somethings Gotta Give
2. Somethings Gotta Give
3. Somethings Gotta Give
2 Favorite Songs at the moment
1. Shake ya body -Tyra Banks
2. Baby I love your way- Big Mountain
1 Person you could spend the rest of you life with
1. Wendy Williams
1. Divas Live 1998
2. Divas Live 1999
3. Divas Live 2000
4. Divas Live 2001
5. Divas Live 2002 (where the fuck is Whitney)
6. Divas Live 2003 (I getting worried, no Whit again)
7. Divas Live 2004 (Don’t think you can take her place Joss, you white ugly British wannabe)
8. Stevie Brock (move over Aaron Carter)
9. Faith Hill (I didn't want to. My fucking stepdad bought me tickets so I had to go, but I hate that bitch she stole my soulmate from me. Tim is mine.
10. Tim McGraw at the fucking HOSS last weekend. Amazing show. Amazing show. He's such a sexpot. (He's mine Faith He's mine. He sends me messages on my two way pager that I share with my Dad saying that he hates you and he wants to leave you and come to me. He's just staying with you for the fans.
9 THINGS YOU'RE LOOKING FORWARD TO
1. Making earings out of feathers this weekend
2. Freaking out the normals at the Square 1 Mall
3. Doing my homework (Psyche)
4. Talking to my parents (NOT)
5. Riding my velocipede under the city lights
6. Cleaning out my Ma's Vag with my fav Tracy Chapman tour t-shirt
7. Getting my own beeper and not having to share with my Dad anymore
8. Eating ALOT of Ben & Jerry's
9. Eating Doritos and just driving
8 THINGS YOU WEAR DAILY
1. My hair elastic that has purple hair extensions connected to it.
2. My Fav Tracy Chapman tour t-shirt (see above)
3. Silver cheetah print platform clogs
4. My fishnet arm stockings
5. Green linen pants
6. My totally retro cat eye sunglasses
7. My mini denim backpack
8. My Eeor fannypack . I love him so much he's the only good cartoon in the history of cartoons because he's not a fucking lemming. He just does his own thing.
7 THINGS THAT ANNOY YOU
1. Faith Hill
2. Crimped Hair (when other people have it, it only looks good on me, especially when I wear it in Pig Tails)
2. When my mom wants me to clean out her vag with my bare hand and not my Tracy shirt. AND I'm like EWWWWWWWW FREAKAZOID OF THE WEEKAZOID, WHO DO YOU THINK I AM , hamilton morris ?
3. Guttersluts
4. FreakDykes
5. When my sister Sam Rosen has to share a room with me when we go on vacation with our parents and all she does at night is order Flubber on Pay Per View and masturbates to it. When are we going to have some “us” time that doesn’t involve Robin Williams. Last year she was all about Where the Wild things are and she’s like get into it and I’m like I just cant
6. B2K’s breakup
7. People who didn’t go to the Revolutionary War reanactment/ Paul Revere’s ride
6 THINGS YOU TOUCH EVERYDAY
1. My curves membership card
2. My party of Five DVD Box Set
3 My vag (during #2)
4. my rock collection
5 my sea shell collection
6 . Nads
5 THINGS YOU DO EVERYDAY
1. Take a cold cold shower and pretend I’m on the Titanic just when it got his and the boat is starting to sink
2. Pose naked, lie on a couch, pretend I’m Cate Winslet, make my mom pretend she’s Leo and draw a portrait of me
3. Go to that car museam in Brookline with my bf sit in one of the old cars, do it until the car gets steamy and then make him leave a handprint on the window just like Leo
4. Give a Monica
5. Leeza Gibbons
4 Favorite Bands
1. Tracy (Did I even have to say that)
2 Tim McGraw (I want you to get barbacue sauce all over me)
3. Lisa Loeb
4. Whitney Houston
3 Movies you could watch over and over again
1. Somethings Gotta Give
2. Somethings Gotta Give
3. Somethings Gotta Give
2 Favorite Songs at the moment
1. Shake ya body -Tyra Banks
2. Baby I love your way- Big Mountain
1 Person you could spend the rest of you life with
1. Wendy Williams