FriEnDz rhymes with DUMB!

[redonculous_ho]

Hey, what up

So tonight i got blIZown off by my so called frIZends. yeah right, more like NOT FRIZENDS. so I get home, and i'm so horny, i SPOOGE right there! moving on; after that whole SPOOGE ordeal i'm like when are my friends coming, how long do i have to plug that thing up with a tampon BEFORE MY WHOLE HOUSE IS COVERED IN BLOOD! LOL. but my

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for serious: it was Ham Bam's b. (OMG jk-ing)

[dollyp]

I don't understand why you keep calling yourself steve, but that antique roadshow part was mad hilarious. and at the same time...........it was heart breaking . because Samuel, part of me knows its true.
and I'm sorry for that. I'm so sorry you were at home drinking tropical beer and watching PBS by yourself. those are things we normally do as a group and they weren't the same alone...were they?
lets get mad drizzed in the hiz this weekend . but its going to have to be friday or you'll just have to drag youself to BAGLY again with me, wade through the naked fags and get out with 20 minutes: just like last year!!
sincerely: one super-redonculous club aleph ho

[nutrizach]

That was the best Livejournal post I've ever read.

[nutrizach]

But now I just read a few more, and all of them have the same level of excellence. Wow.