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If I die...
Ok, so I just tried to write instructions for my funeral and it wasn't working, I realized that it sounded too weird. People would think I'm joking, or worse, take me seriously and not follow them ( Read more... ) -
Signs you might be a Crazy Gay Man
1. You have created a self-aware psychic construct that lives in your computer desk and protests when someone accuses your computer desk of being messy enough as to gain sentience ( Read more... ) -
I have become a walking orgy.
As most of you probably know by now, I itch. A lot. The reason for this is the fact that I have become the new hot location for Skin Mite Summer Fuck Fest '08 and they are mating on my skin, burrowing into it, eating my skin, laying eggs, shitting underneath my skin, and then dying and leaving their filthy little corpses in me. That's lovely ( Read more... ) -
Coz my real life isn't as interesting.
The book, again, of course. I really want to make progress. I do. But I haven't been. Now this can be attributed to several things. One, a severe case of fatigue over the past couple weeks. Two, stress over the roommates and job. Three, lack of quiet time to focus (fuck you very much, Derrick and Ward) and generally a feeling of being a complete ( Read more... ) -
Ichor, plural weaponry, and place names.
Now I feel like I'm making a real commitment. Not only am I sticking with this draft (whereas previously I would have opened and named a new file and begun writing again from the beginning, using the old file as reference, I am heavily editing the same file,) but I am creating a definite dictionary instead of ignoring the red underlines. Yes, I am ( Read more... ) -
Christmas in Scroogeland
So christmas sucked, I got a shirt and 140 dollars out of it though. My grandmother has proven that she's indeed getting older, but at 99 she's entitled to that. This might have been her last christmas, so I tried to make it as good for her as possible ( Read more... ) -
Writing, of course, since I have no real life.
I'm working on the pivotal section in the middle of the Legend of Riesaen. And right now, all I can say is that I cannot wait to be done with this book, so that I can move on to Battle For Riesaen. That's going to be the easiest one to write of the three I have planned out so far, because Heroes of Riesaen is just going to be a flat-out pain in the ( Read more... ) -
My life evolves.
So The Legend of Riesaen made a large mutation, and it was awesome. My reclusive character killed someone! The bad news is that this draft is supposed to be cleanup, not creative. But the mutation is so good I don't want to cut it. I'll just have to accomodate, it'll fit decently with the plot without major changes. I hope ( Read more... ) -
Life, or something like it
I got my tax returns! I now have about $1400 for a car. That should get me something decent ( Read more... ) -
More Life
Hey people. Job at Radio Shack is making sure I'm not a felon (I keep telling them I'm not evil, just deliciously wicked, but they seem to feel it's necessary or something). I've been hanging out with the guys there a lot, they're awesome. There's this guy, Alex, who works there... reminds me so much of myself before I grew the fuck up. Innocent, ( Read more... )