Signs you might be a Crazy Gay Man
1. You have created a self-aware psychic construct that lives in your computer desk and protests when someone accuses your computer desk of being messy enough as to gain sentience.
2. The men you have sex with begin to unanimously demand that you beat them.
3. The concepts of "Hyper-organization" and "Nonlinear Accessibility" seem like a good idea to nest within each other as a mode to organize your 8,000+ card Magic: The Gathering collection.
4. You brush different sections of your mouth a different number of times intentionally each morning.
5. You habitually fling sharp bits of energy at vehicles that fail to properly signal, cut you off, or drive too slowly. You also expect/hope to see someone's tires fail as a result of this eventually.
6. You're more OCD about your fictional character's sex life than your own.
7. You think talking about the similarities between trading card games and computer operating systems is good small talk.
8. You get a strange lonely feeling whenever you think of Nokia.
9. There is dirt on the floor. This is an indication that it should be swept. This is normal. The fact that you believe you can FEEL the dirt on the floor is not normal, nor is the fact that the sensation of the dirt blowing around on the floor from the A/C draft doesn't make you want to get any cleaning done.
10. You often eat food while idly wondering if it's far enough gone to give you food poisoning, and this does not bother you.
11. If, on the off chance it does bother you, the first question in your mind is how to best curse the bacteria responsible.
12. You find sleeping while doing something to be more restorative than sleeping while resting.
13. When you laugh hard enough, you become dangerously angry.
14. You think octagons are the natural predators of squares.
15. You think that about all geometric shapes with even numbers of sides of the same length/area, and their counterparts whose sides equal half of the total sides of the first shape. You also believe that this is particularly true in the fourth dimension because of the natural formation of math crystals.
16. Your cellphone is, as a rule, younger than the median age of your wardrobe.
17. You agree with the statement "The sincerest form of flattery is stalking."
18. You break things.
19. You make things work better by breaking them.
20. Time never makes sense around you.
2. The men you have sex with begin to unanimously demand that you beat them.
3. The concepts of "Hyper-organization" and "Nonlinear Accessibility" seem like a good idea to nest within each other as a mode to organize your 8,000+ card Magic: The Gathering collection.
4. You brush different sections of your mouth a different number of times intentionally each morning.
5. You habitually fling sharp bits of energy at vehicles that fail to properly signal, cut you off, or drive too slowly. You also expect/hope to see someone's tires fail as a result of this eventually.
6. You're more OCD about your fictional character's sex life than your own.
7. You think talking about the similarities between trading card games and computer operating systems is good small talk.
8. You get a strange lonely feeling whenever you think of Nokia.
9. There is dirt on the floor. This is an indication that it should be swept. This is normal. The fact that you believe you can FEEL the dirt on the floor is not normal, nor is the fact that the sensation of the dirt blowing around on the floor from the A/C draft doesn't make you want to get any cleaning done.
10. You often eat food while idly wondering if it's far enough gone to give you food poisoning, and this does not bother you.
11. If, on the off chance it does bother you, the first question in your mind is how to best curse the bacteria responsible.
12. You find sleeping while doing something to be more restorative than sleeping while resting.
13. When you laugh hard enough, you become dangerously angry.
14. You think octagons are the natural predators of squares.
15. You think that about all geometric shapes with even numbers of sides of the same length/area, and their counterparts whose sides equal half of the total sides of the first shape. You also believe that this is particularly true in the fourth dimension because of the natural formation of math crystals.
16. Your cellphone is, as a rule, younger than the median age of your wardrobe.
17. You agree with the statement "The sincerest form of flattery is stalking."
18. You break things.
19. You make things work better by breaking them.
20. Time never makes sense around you.